The Literate ApeCast

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The Literate ApeCast episodes

July 22, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 39 — Online Dating To Find a Nanny and We're Gonna Sell ShamWOW!
Whether shopping for sex, a babysitter (uhm...nanny), or setting up crazy friends with one another to watch the fireworks, the GentleApes of the ApeCast are still always scheming to make a buck.
Plus a few things to do before we all hafta mimic Patrick Swayze in "Red Dawn" because, motherfucker, the Russians are on their way to take over that new Target on Division!
32 min
July 15, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 38 — When Primates Consider Death and What Comes After
D&D get into the concepts of death, where you (might) go after and how to manage the unknown future of Harry with the Grim Reaper sort of following him around.
Plus six things to do that assists you in understanding the world outside of your uncle's crawl space where you hide from aliens and your handsy older brother.
30 min
July 15, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 38 — When Primates Consider Death and What Comes After
D&D get into the concepts of death, where you (might) go after and how to manage the unknown future of Harry with the Grim Reaper sort of following him around.
Plus six things to do that assists you in understanding the world outside of your uncle's crawl space where you hide from aliens and your handsy older brother.
30 min
July 08, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 37 — On Fear And How To Manage It
The chimps talk about David's fear that a child in his family will turn out to be a cop and Don's work toward finding a zen place to calm the Hulk-like rage and worry in the modern world.
AND…six things for you to do to stave off the deepening depression that Mordor has taken over Middle Earth.
28 min
July 08, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 37 — On Fear And How To Manage It
The chimps talk about David's fear that a child in his family will turn out to be a cop and Don's work toward finding a zen place to calm the Hulk-like rage and worry in the modern world.
AND…six things for you to do to stave off the deepening depression that Mordor has taken over Middle Earth.
28 min
July 01, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 36 — If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Rohypnol
Beginning with a discussion of why Don may or may not want the Left to arm itself, the conversation turns to how we might wage an American Civil War without killing each other.
Plus six things to do because Yelp! sucks ass.
30 min
July 01, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 36 — If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Rohypnol
Beginning with a discussion of why Don may or may not want the Left to arm itself, the conversation turns to how we might wage an American Civil War without killing each other.
Plus six things to do because Yelp! sucks ass.
30 min
June 24, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 35 — Lactose Intolerant AND OCD About A Clean Bunghole [NSFW]
OK, gang. This one is definitely not for the weak. An intense discussion of clean assholes, rim jobs, whisky dick, and cracking under torture due to an aversion to dairy gets fairly NSFW. I mean, we assume you play this podcast loud in your office every week, so don’t with this episode.
AND we throw out some great suggestions to occupy your time as the globe swiftly spirals toward oblivion.
34 min
June 24, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 35 — Lactose Intolerant AND OCD About A Clean Bunghole [NSFW]
OK, gang. This one is definitely not for the weak. An intense discussion of clean assholes, rim jobs, whisky dick, and cracking under torture due to an aversion to dairy gets fairly NSFW. I mean, we assume you play this podcast loud in your office every week, so don’t with this episode.
AND we throw out some great suggestions to occupy your time as the globe swiftly spirals toward oblivion.
34 min
June 17, 2018 Literate ApeCast Ep. 34 — Can Unconditional Love Exist Or Can Don Sell David’s Kid On Craigslist?
The boys dive in deep with a serious disagreement about the concept of unconditional love. Does it exist? If there are conditions, is it really love? Does breaking trust mean the relationship is over? All started as a discussion of the weight of new parenthood, things start to spin out of control as David creates a bizarre hypothetical to get Don to admit he’d divorce his wife and the semantics take over.
Plus, six things for you to do this week because without structure and a list, your life is a meandering shuffle through procrastination and staring into the void, eventually succumbing to the existential despair that only post-2000 living can bring.
40 min