The Literate ApeCast

Holy Confessional Nonsense, Batman! David wants to get rid of his wife’s car, Don’s wife decorates the home far better than he does, David gives us his wisdom about “Titties,” and Don is quite pissed off about the Russian manspreading activist.

And because you need something other than the horrors of Washington for at least a few hours, six things the boys recommend you occupy your time with before you take a bottle of bleach and start spraying on people’s nuts.

On the eve of Yom Kippur, David tells us about he and brother’s ritual involving baseball , fasting, and a dog bowl, Don shares his lesson from the Special Olympics, and the opportunity for personal growth, the difference between a babysitter and a nanny, and the fact that Fortnite is causing divorces all come up.

Also, the chimps throw you six things to do to keep your otherwise meaningless days filled with distraction.

On the eve of Yom Kippur, David tells us about he and brother’s ritual involving baseball , fasting, and a dog bowl, Don shares his lesson from the Special Olympics, and the opportunity for personal growth, the difference between a babysitter and a nanny, and the fact that Fortnite is causing divorces all come up.

Also, the chimps throw you six things to do to keep your otherwise meaningless days filled with distraction.

David’s anniversary was September 10; Don’s was September 12. With means the chimps had no time to record a podcast this week. SOOOO…this is a bit of archival stuff Don found in the ApeCast Dump Bin. A bit of conversation about the responsibility of writing online, some stuff about rage and the power of change.

David’s anniversary was September 10; Don’s was September 12. With means the chimps had no time to record a podcast this week. SOOOO…this is a bit of archival stuff Don found in the ApeCast Dump Bin. A bit of conversation about the responsibility of writing online, some stuff about rage and the power of change.

Idiots burning their shoes, meta-pornography, police brutality, equity politics, and the ability to talk to the most strident of our population. It was an interesting news week and the Apes certainly had things to yammer about.

Plus six things to consume that will hopefully give you enough things to talk about at work that it hides the fact that you spend most of your time playing FortNite and taking pictures of your food.

Idiots burning their shoes, meta-pornography, police brutality, equity politics, and the ability to talk to the most strident of our population. It was an interesting news week and the Apes certainly had things to yammer about.

Plus six things to consume that will hopefully give you enough things to talk about at work that it hides the fact that you spend most of your time playing FortNite and taking pictures of your food.

This episode occurs at a point when both monkeys needed some Ritalin or something as they both jump from topic to topic in a rambling mess of conversation. From why neither have seen Crazy Rich Asians to why Don doesn’t wear white jeans, to the touchy history of the phrase “lawn jockeys” to the heroism (or lack thereof) of John McCain, this ride is all over the place!

Plus six things to do (and another six to avoid) to give your otherwise pathetic lives just a smidge more potency.

This episode occurs at a point when both monkeys needed some Ritalin or something as they both jump from topic to topic in a rambling mess of conversation. From why neither have seen Crazy Rich Asians to why Don doesn’t wear white jeans, to the touchy history of the phrase “lawn jockeys” to the heroism (or lack thereof) of John McCain, this ride is all over the place!

Plus six things to do (and another six to avoid) to give your otherwise pathetic lives just a smidge more potency.

In a departure from the monkeys parsing out the heavy issues of the day, David and Don talk about Stephen King adaptations for film that either were excellent or crap. 

And, as always, six things to do for the week.