Whether shopping for sex, a babysitter (uhm...nanny), or setting up crazy friends with one another to watch the fireworks, the GentleApes of the ApeCast are still always scheming to make a buck.

Plus a few things to do before we all hafta mimic Patrick Swayze in "Red Dawn" because, motherfucker, the Russians are on their way to take over that new Target on Division!

D&D get into the concepts of death, where you (might) go after and how to manage the unknown future of Harry with the Grim Reaper sort of following him around.

Plus six things to do that assists you in understanding the world outside of your uncle's crawl space where you hide from aliens and your handsy older brother.

The chimps talk about David's fear that a child in his family will turn out to be a cop and Don's work toward finding a zen place to calm the Hulk-like rage and worry in the modern world.

AND…six things for you to do to stave off the deepening depression that Mordor has taken over Middle Earth.

Beginning with a discussion of why Don may or may not want the Left to arm itself, the conversation turns to how we might wage an American Civil War without killing each other.

Plus six things to do because Yelp! sucks ass.

OK, gang. This one is definitely not for the weak. An intense discussion of clean assholes, rim jobs, whisky dick, and cracking under torture due to an aversion to dairy gets fairly NSFW. I mean, we assume you play this podcast loud in your office every week, so don’t with this episode.

AND we throw out some great suggestions to occupy your time as the globe swiftly spirals toward oblivion.