The Lonely Stoner Chronicles

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Life comes at you fast, then fucks you hard and slow. Yes. It's definitely a mouth full, but it's an accurate mouthful...

I'm glad to be back. I missed talking shit to you all! I struggle with consistency, but I'm here for the time being.

This episode partially explains some of my absence with a little bit of humour, and slight kink. TRIGGER WARNING THINGS WILL GET DARK! What I say can possibly trigger anyone with mental health issues in a very negative way. DO NOT PLAY YOURSELVES!

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I've never met a big booty baddie I didn't like... 

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The best 3 minutes of your lives!

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Hey guys!!! In this episode I think I discover my toxic trait. Maybe.

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Part of being an adult is learning how to stop playing yourself. I'm still working on that. I'll get it one day.

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I am outraged at the level of disrespect people for cooking! The amount of reels and vids I've seen of HORRIBLE cooking is absolutely bonkers. 

I wasn't sure if I should publish this episode because it abruptly cuts off at the end. But it's so funny though. Well, at least I think it is. Let me know what you think.

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I think the title speaks for itself. Fuck everyone involved, especially the enablers!

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If you've watched The Boyz this episode is for you! You and I all know how we feel about it. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if we've all come to the same conclusion as well. This will be fun.🙃😈

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Ok so my crush on Central Cee is finally over. He's got a girl and a kid. That kinda ruins the fantasy for me - it was fun while it lasted though. That by no means gives you young bucks out there permission to holla. I like my freedom.

And you can take that however you want...

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Hey y'all!!! It's been forever and a day. Did u miss me? I missed u! I'm back and I'm better!!!... Kind of. 

OK so men - I just want to talk. I don't want any smoke. I'm simply speaking from my observations. NOT ALL OF U, but some of u are on some fuck shit, and I'm going to address it. If you're one of those "He-man woman haters" who gets offended easily by a woman saying something u don't like don't listen. Hell, if that's who u are I don't even know why the fuck u would listen to me in the first place.