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I know it's not a crime to have a crush on someone younger than you, but anything under 30 feels a bit too young you get me? What do you think?

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Hey y'all! Just me keeping it all the way funky this Christmas. Love you all!

Special thanks to every last one of my listeners. U guys are the best!

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Who else besides me watches True Crime shows? Why does every guilty party look like they did whatever the fuck someone said they did? I'm not talking about mug shots either. I'm talking about the man, or woman, at the Christmas party that everyone said was, "just the sweetest person ever!"

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Some crackhead piece of shit broke into my fuckin car! Ugh!!! Listen to this bullshit now...

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Fuck all of you sexy mother Fuckers!!! Kidding! I'm kidding... Or am I?

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My bad guys. I totally forgot to upload these upcoming episodes. I hope you enjoy them!

Please note that there won’t always be an episode description for every podcast. Mainly because I don’t want to write them. Also, a lot - well 90% of my material isn’t written down. I think it, I record it. Trying to put a description into words after that doesn’t always come out right. It seems forced and awkward.

Thank you for understanding my stoner friends. 😊

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If we stay waiting for the right time to do anything it will never happen. Do it ALL now! Within reason of course.

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I nearly lost my damn car. Your girl was caught driving at racing speed. It was a doozy.