Is this a great Zelda game or the greatest Zelda game? The great debate initiates as CJ teaches the other two about how patience is a virtue and why more game is always better. Want to know why all those nerds at conventions love to buy foam Master Swords and wear Link hats? Douse for some answers here or else we will mail you all our rupoors. We will not repeat ourselves.

Jinkies! Ancient aliens, Babylonian mythology, AND evil German robots? Zoinks Scoob, I'm just like a teenage kid or whatever. But don't worry gang, we've recruited an expert on the field to solve the mystery of the most beloved of the Scooby-Doo remakes. Jeepers! I hope it doesn't get too weird. Scooby Dooby Doooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Fran takes the reigns as the boys are chomping at the bit to learn all there is to know about those cute little ponies and their Elements of Harmony. Fran's candid canter provokes CJ and Ethan to ponder Cantor toponology as they attempt to parse how something can be a smaller part of itself. If you're confused, you can bet these two simple dirt bronies are as well.

This episode is indeed a mother hecking JoJo reference. Ethan tells us how posing, exposing, and breathing right will help you kill vampires. Stop letting all those memes go over your head, let yourself become a weeb. If we haven't convinced you that you need a Dio body pillow then we aren't doing our jobs right and you get your money back on the episode, guaranteed.

Why do children's card games send you to hell if you lose? Because of ancient Egyptian gods of course. Just remember that cheating by using plot armor is OK if your opponent is cheating with regular cheating. In our first episode we run down the beloved anime Yu-Gi-Oh! and its later arcs that fewer people remember.