The Lost Lore

Welcome back to the show! We swung by Old Navy and picked up our annual July 4th tees just in time to celebrate 250 years of the oldest continuously functioning democracy in the world! We test our memories by reciting the pledge for the first time in ten years and make a case for loving your country without being weird. Then, we each share our favorite Fourth of July memories from childhood; Haley talks about drowning (in a fun way), and Jake remembers getting stitches in his ass (less fun). In true American fashion, we’re taking credit for things we didn’t invent and for songs we didn’t write in that loud, endearing way you know and love. Happy celebrating!

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Welcome back! Strap in (or off) and buckle up because it’s Episode 69!! In honor of reaching the raunchiest episode number to date, we are discussing the 2016 election (for some reason), millennial vs. gen-z cringe (for some other reason), and the crimes of Michael Jackson (for some truly unknown reason). Jake retracts some of his previous statements on the Iron Paradise, and Haley proves herself to be the bigger Sabrina Carpenter fan between the two. Then, we finally give our thoughts on food in the bedroom and share the circumstances under which we’d attend a sex party.

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This week, raise a pint of protein as we toast to our favorite place: THE IRON PARADISE (also known as the “gym” to less serious members). We’re reminiscing on our shared love of being bench warmers during childhood sports and explain how we each possess a deep athleticism that simply cannot include rules or teammates. Jake talks about finally getting over his decades’ long fear of working out in a gym, and Haley remembers discovering bodybuilding.com in high school. We list our favorite exercises and workout songs and confess to making up background stories for our fellow workout patrons.

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Welcome back!! This week, we’re dressed up as and talking about two of the most talented forerunners in modern pop music: Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo. We cover the covid-time-lore between the Disney stars and review the distinctly different paths they each took to mega-stardom. Haley tells the story of corresponding with Olivia’s stylist, and Jake officially moves Sabrina into his Pop Trinity. Join us for 45 minutes of feeling like Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday as we name our favorite songs, videos, and performances from these younger faves.

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Happy Pride Month, everyone!! To celebrate, today we’re talking about things that are gay, even if they don’t seem gay (walking fast, the gym, the letter Z). Jake enlightens Haley about two worlds totally unknown to her: Clavicular and gay adult content. We name our favorite pieces of queer media and make a case for exclusively using the classic Pride flag. There’s always been a rainbow hanging over your head!!! Love ya!

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Welcome back! Today, our looks are inspired by the covers of two funny memoirs (Jake is Amy Poehler’s Yes, Please, and Haley is Tina Fey’s Bossypants) to discuss the endless list of funny women. Haley tells the story of her first time doing stand up, and we share our opinions on crowd work, Ellen, and famous SNL alum. Then, we name a few of our favorite women in film, television, and stand up (and vow to do a follow up episode because there are many more talents to mention).

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Grab some tiramisu (or an espresso martini)! Today, Haley and Jake discuss their love of coffee, from the diuretic benefits to being enchanted by how disgusting it sometimes tastes. We list the top tier ways it should be consumed: as a chic espresso? iced and black? black and hot? dessert in a cup? Haley makes a case for almond milk, and Jake rejects it! Cheers!

Today, your hosts step back into their middle school personalities (Jake’s raunchier than ever, and Haley’s in hall monitor mode) to recount the most fashionable moments of our adolescence! We break down our back-to-school shopping strategies and name the most influential, go-to stores. Then, we discuss the continued impact of shoes like Converse, Rainbows, and Crocs and remember our fallen old-favorites of Sperry’s and toe shoes. Jake tells the story of his short-lived vest phase, and Haley reveals her swoop bang obsession. Bermuda shorts are on, silly bands are exchanged, and for 45 minutes… it’s 2010 again.

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This week we’re in cow print (synthetic, not real) to discuss life on the farm! Jake, a famous descendant of farmers, explains the significance of all the classic animals to Haley, a famous lover of the indoors. We dive into Billie Eilish’s recent comments about eating animals and have an open-minded discussion on veganism and the challenge of not eating meat in the modern world. We share a true "you never told me that!" moment when Jake remembers his beloved talking parrot, Monk. We dedicate this episode to him (and Steve Jobs, who we also talked about for some reason).

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We are finally back at the happiest place on earth: our beloved green studio!! We’re dressed as iconic princesses to talk all things Disney animated movies. We cover the classics and share the most special films from our childhoods (The Rescuers, Peter Pan, The Aristocats, and Tarzan to name a few). Of course we can’t resist picking the hottest characters, investigating whether Walt’s body is actually on ice, and doing a few spot-on impressions. To keep the magic going, please give us a 5 star review and join us on Patreon to hear Jake’s riveting Beauty and The Beast fanfic.

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