THE LOUDEST PODCAST

THE LOUDEST PODCAST

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THE LOUDEST PODCAST episodes

  • Asterios Kills A Kid #4: Positivity: Fake It ‘Till You Make It
     


    When they're not helping kids untangle their spaghetti brain, or getting them more views on YouTube, Asterios and Sriracha are helping mold our future cult leaders.
     
     
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    Producer Jesse here! I'd just like to take a moment to thank everyone for submitting so many great (and sometimes horrifying) questions. If you'd like to get in on the fun, visit oursubmit question page.


    This episode had a lot of firsts. We received our first voicemail, our first follow-up email, and for the first time in AKAK history, our hosts are given a question about something that they actually have experience handling: clinical depression.


    “Hey Guys I’m a big fan of the show and I would like you to help me solve a problem. So recently I’ve been seeing everything so negatively and I don’t get why, everyone always asks me what’s wrong and I don’t have any way to answer them because I don’t know. That jumbled mess summarized: how can I see the world more positively?”
    — Spaghetti , 14


    Asterios and Sriracha rattle off solutions like a couple of seasoned experts, before finally returning to topics they don't know all that much about.


    This next question is about creating funny content with mass appeal.


    “How can i get more YouTube followers? I make epic YouTube videos but my only followers are related to me.”
    — Noah, 9


    Asterios and Sriracha teach Noah the real trick to success on YouTube. It's not about quality. It's not about originality. It's all about that SEO.


    For an example of good SEO game, look no further than www.asterioskillsakid.com! Here are the top five google search queries that got our site to pop up on google:



    Finally, here's a question from a kid who's itching to get an assault charge.


    “Hey, I'm that 14 year old boy that you refused to fight on your live stream even though I offered you an all expenses paid trip here to the Bronx. But anyways, I need help. I go to a very good high school in downtown NYC where a lot of the smart kids go. Along with this there are a bunch of IEP kids. Even though I was put into this school for my high grades, the school social worker said it'd be better if I'm with kids who have similar social skills. Being one of the only kids in this group who isn't a complete fucking idiot, I'm constantly being tormented and harrassed all day for not being a tard. I'm not allowed to dight these kids because being a foot taller than most, I'd be the first to get suspended in a fight, also I try not to fight tards. What do I do?”
    — George, 14


    Asterios and Sriracha try to steer George away from directly assaulting these kids... and toward... manipulating them into fighting

    43 min
  • The Hour Long 5 Minute Podcast #2: You Handsom Son of a Bitch
    We talk a lot about TV in this one! Because I was raised on TV, love TV, and will die holding a TV in my arms!
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    0:09 The Simpsons8:15 Netflix Crossover14:47 Captain Planet SJW21:23 Farm→2→Table29:18 Marital Advice40:41 Favorite Restaurant49:01 Fighting Words54:37 No Text All Voice1:00:47 Red Letter Media: The Essential Self-Hating Nerds1:07:18 THE ILLUMINATI1:13:47 College Major1:23:23 Life Changing1:28:28 [Outro]
    1 hr 30 min
  • Waifu Wars 003: The Madoka Magica Melee
    Holy shit these three weebs will not shut the fuck up about some dumb cartoon where Sailor Moon girls make wishes and become god and then someone steals half of God's power by invading Sailor Moon "valhalla" and becomes the devil. I'm not kidding or exaggerating at all: that is what this show is about. I thought it was called "Mediko Mekaniko" but it's actually called "Madoka Magica" and the girls seem pretty cool but I kinda don't know why we have to have a dark take on Sailor Moon.
    42 min
  • The Hour Long 5 Minute Podcast #2: You Handsom Son of a Bitch!

    We talk a lot about TV in this one! Because I was raised on TV, love TV, and will die holding a TV in my arms!



    0:09 The Simpsons
    8:15 Netflix Crossover
    14:47 Captain Planet SJW
    21:23 Farm→2→Table
    29:18 Marital Advice
    40:41 Favorite Restaurant
    49:01 Fighting Words
    54:37 No Text All Voice
    1:00:47 Red Letter Media: The Essential Self-Hating Nerds
    1:07:18 THE ILLUMINATI
    1:13:47 College Major
    1:23:23 Life Changing
    1:28:28 [Outro]

    1 hr 30 min
  • BONUS: Is Science Friction Kino? with Mumkey Jones & Ass Burger
    Yes, his name is "Ass Burger!"
    On his second channel, my ol' pal Mumkey Jones has a movie podcast called "Is It Kino?" Last night, we decided to mash it up with some Science Friction, and record a knock down, drag out, incredibly civil discussion about Avengers: Infinity War.
    Enjoy, and happy tuesday!
    46 min
  • Science Friction 022: #Keto
    THIS WEEK'S MISSION:
    THE GREAT VOYAGER DEBATE!!
    No joke: my two guests Marly Halpern-Graser & Josie Campbell love Voyager. Josie likes it more than Deep Space Nine, which is insane to me, but god damn if she didn't make some pretty compelling points. We spend over a goddamn hour REALLY hashing out Voyager.   It's an intense thrill ride of non-stop pedantry, ONLY ON SCIENCE FRICTION!!!
     
    THIS WEEK'S CREW:
    Marly Halpern-Graser     |     @MarlyHG
    Josie Campbell     |     @CozyJamble
     
    PRODUCED BY ZWICK!!!
    1 hr 7 min
  • Science Friction 021: The Guay System
    THIS WEEK'S MISSION:
    I talk with two of my favorite people – animation writers Marly Halpern–Graser & Josie Campbell school me on how to write for Batman, The Teen Titans, and pretty much all the DC superheroes that you've ever seen on Cartoon Network. 
    Plus: we talk about how we're GOING to talk about Voyager, but never get around to it, so you'll hear that in the NEXT episode!
     
    THIS WEEK'S CREW:
    Josie Campbell     |      @CozyJamble
    Marly Halpern–Graser     |     @MarlyHG
     
    PRODUCED BY ZWICK!
    37 min
  • The Hour Long 5 Minute Podcast #1: "My Name's Sheldon, Sheldon Cooper"
    Welcome back to The Five Minute Podcast! It's a special series I do every once in a while for my patreon subscribers – they each send me a topic, and I create a special little podcast just for them. Enjoy this batch!
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    0:00 [Intro]
    1:06 Wolverine's Intervention
    7:38 Help Me Lose Weight
    13:47 Ocarina of Shitting On Your Mom
    19:55 Valentine's Gifts
    27:07 Qui Gon's List
    32:22 Talk to Girls in Public
    47:00 What We Can Get Away With?
    53:48 Just Let Them Watch It!
    59:13 The Hand I've Been Dealt
    1:05:16 Insweetilize?
    1:11:05 The Spice Chuncs of Life
    1:17:25 [Outro]
    1 hr 20 min
  • The Hour Long 5 Minute Podcast #1: “My Name’s Sheldon, Sheldon Cooper”

    Welcome back to The Five Minute Podcast! It's a special series I do every once in a while for my patreon subscribers – they each send me a topic, and I create a special little podcast just for them. Enjoy this batch!



    0:00 [Intro]


    1:06 Wolverine's Intervention


    7:38 Help Me Lose Weight


    13:47 Ocarina of Shitting On Your Mom


    19:55 Valentine's Gifts


    27:07 Qui Gon's List


    32:22 Talk to Girls in Public


    47:00 What We Can Get Away With?


    53:48 Just Let Them Watch It!


    59:13 The Hand I've Been Dealt


    1:05:16 Insweetilize?


    1:11:05 The Spice Chuncs of Life


    1:17:25 [Outro]

    1 hr 20 min

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