THE LOUDEST PODCAST

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

It's our first ever "sorry this audio is so fucked up" episode!

Short version: I was very drunk on delicious alcohol sent to me by listener Oscar from Birmingham, and did everything wrong. 

Longer version: the gain on my mic was turned up 2x. I saw my waveform as way bigger than everyone else's, but I thought, "You're a big fucking loudmouth, I'm sure this is nothing."

And boy, was it something!

Anyway: I'm sorry and I'll do better next week. Also: a listener asked for an Animorphs round, and I found a way to do one despite knowing nothing about the Animorphs. 

Got something YOU want covered on the show? Tweet it to me, @asterios! I always wanna learn more stuff – or in this case, not learn.

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Alex Marino     |     @JAlexMarino

Pikachai     |     @Pikachai_MFC

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THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

Our intrepid crew of comedians plays Bridge Simulator Simulator, and we hear a case inside Asterios Kokkinos' Continuity Court! It's the trial of that one joke from The Simpsons where the cast from Cheers showed up, and you'll ONLY hear the verdict on Science Friction!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW: 

Justine Barron     |     @jewstein3000

Megan Sass     |     @Megan_Sass

Austin Wolf-Sothern      |      @wolfsothern

Eric Larnick     |        @iamryback/

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

WHAT is a Husbando Pillow and WHY does Crystal Beth want one? You gotta listen to find out, which I guess you're already kinda doing if you're reading this, so hello! 

This week's mission: THE TRIAL OF RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3! Is it amazing, shitty, or more of the same? Our guests play judge, jury and executor, Judge Dredd style! Also, much like Judge Dredd, it would be better if Karl Urban was there.

AND: We play another new game, "BEST OR THE WORST," where our panelists discuss their favorite and least-favorite entries in the MCU! But first, I have to teach these fucking clowns what the MCU is. Can you believe these people?

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Alex J. Marino     |     @jalexmarino

Crystal Beth     |     @thecrystalbeth

Pete The Retailer     |     @petetheretailer

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls!

Hurry along, now!

Sorry if this a little late but, it's worth the wait!

This episode has the chills of This Week In Geek...

...and the thrills of One Minute D&D!

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Caitlin Barrett (The Brand Hole™)     |     @badnewsbarrett

Ralph Attanasia III     |     @CakeBossRalph

THIS WEEK'S MISSION:

I'm writing this description like a year after we recorded this episode because I forgot to last time so...maybe we talk about...ALF?

 

THIS WEEK'S CREW:

Carol Hartsell (Full Frontal)     |     @carolrhartsell

Sean Crespo (Full Frontal)     |     @SeanCrespo

Ballard C. Boyd (The Late Show w/Stephen Colbert)     |     @ballardcboyd

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