In olden times, some folks would slop around in raw sewage up to their chins, hoping to find a tiny piece of gold. Those were the days!
Rama Lama speaks of the misconceptions of age, as well as intrinsic knowledge of times and places beyond one's experience.
Who knew the world of professional wrestling was fraught with so much drama and real violence?

We debut the song "The Story of the Modern American". Sadder than the saddest country tune.
A recently formed Shadow Coalition is revealed!

Be ready for hot takes!
We ask the burning question; What is Rhythm? Can it be taught?

Matt went to visit Uncle Jess in Tennessee!
Watching Bozo as an adult is a whole different experience!
Gatherfest!... followed by a complete descent into "musical" meanderings.

Sad songs about dead pets. Don't worry, they'll be waiting on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge... to take their revenge!
Tatanka rambles about the First Nations interpretation of Rainbow Bridge lore.

Good dental hygiene is a boon to society!
A brief discussion of 80s butt rock naturally devolves into a deep dive into Steve Perry of Journey.
There's always time to strum some dreamy chords... Beatles chords, no less.

Discussions of Chicago's White City from the Columbian Exposition are had.
The devolution from Character ethic to Personality ethic, and the worthlessness it created.
Mack Hatcher, or Slatch Kracker? A description of modern Sub-Appalachia.
Uncle Cuckleshuck was a beast of a man.
The shlock some musicians get away with is ridiculous!

What if all the 80s tough guy movies merged into one, unintelligible cacophony of testosterone and illiteracy? Let's find out!
Dire warnings of the Monster Asteroid hurtling towards the Earth!! Will the HAARP save us? It's time for ACTION!!
Does Adventure Time have an adverse effect on the elderly? It's led to an uptick in geriatric STDs.
Prognosis Negative for the American future.

The power of a Benjamin Keller situation is discussed.