As we wind our way towards a two year anniversary, the origins of the Ludkast are revealed.
What are Caucasians, and where do they come from?

Updates from Tea Time With the Royals.
The tale of The Incredibly Dumb Luck of Detective Mudstuffins!

As it turns out, Hawaiian real estate is as scary as Dracula himself!
Halloween traditions are revealed.
We express a deep reverence for the Man in Black.
We dissect the song "Copperhead Road", a song about the plight of the Southern moonshiners.
Stephen Hawking becomes a sacrificial lamb, because... no one is safe, not even him.

Dia de Los Muertos! Aspects of this day of celebration are illuminated. Questionable yoga practices are discussed. So many other things...
Jesse tells a tale that hearkens back to a simpler time... a time of peach pies on windowsills and racist southern sheriffs. Perhaps if ol' Uncle Swigga can drink enough of the Lord's healing waters, he can be redeemed? Pray for him, brothers and sisters!!

Some musical favorites are highlighted. Questionable architectural choices are investigated.
The Talibanana Splits, featuring atrocities against basic "human rights"!
The international debut of "Silver Stream"!
Just who is the Prince of the Morning Star, anyway?

A wild and triggery ride awaits...

The inevitable deep dive into the explanation behind Uncle Walt's beloved characters.
The things you have to do to be successful... who cares if it's Christmas Day?
The fallout from Thomas Edison's attempts to suppress the name and work of Nikola Tesla, in order to steal his glory.
Nitzer Ebb is fun!
An entrancing message from Emperor Shingus Dong.

A delightful journey into the way people once thought about this aspect of world history, told with a piss-poor British accent.

How many lame paisan cliches and affectations does it take to prove a point?
Let's find out together!
We show some love for the movie "Bugsy Malone".
A brief account of the abbreviated reign of the Bambino crime syndicate, the world's first and only child-run crime family.
Also, a suspicious improvisation with Ottmar Liebert, entitled "Everything's So Suspicious"!
A surprise pullover visit from Officer Kokwadd.

How do you make your ass look like Rosie O'Donnell?
Tales of UFO abductions!!
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