Why did 9/11 happen? I don't know, but I can offer some theories... CONSPIRACY!
Bastien names the princess (with some difficulty.) We take a look at the work of composer Ed Van Fleet, as well as two versions of the Pixies' "Where is my Mind?"

Wolfman Jackson wants you to have a groovy time, cats!
We begin with a call to action... Guide your own Destiny! Be accountable for and to yourself!
A brief look into tone, pitch and harmonics... with guitar accompaniment!
The Royals discuss the passing of Prince Philip and the reassignment of Royal duties.

How did Tom C. and Johnny T. get into Scientology?
The drawbacks of time travel.
Origins of the Brown Lightsaber.
We contemplate the fate of the Menehune, at the hands of the ruthless Samoan conquerors. Also, what the f×ck is up with Micronesia? Turns out, not much.
A quick word about Labor Day in the Outro.

Dark architectural mysteries are brought to light.
Another round of Stump the Ipod.
A look at Man of La Mancha, as well as John Denver.
A detailing of Life in the Countryside leads into Beatz trying to see Guns 'n Rose's live.

Beware the Brazilian spider bite! It'll give you a priapism! And don't even get me started on the Sardinian cheese made with living maggots!

What if Hitler had been cryogenically frozen, and how would he have acted when thawed?
The cold, cruel hinterlands of Romania!!
Have you ever seen a hairless bear? If you looked at the episode thumbnail, you have.
Horrifying!
The trials and tribulations of being screwed over in the workplace.
Understanding your butthole chakra...
Rama Lama gives his famous "All Ships Will Return..." speech.
Another Mark Hamill Moment sees him roundly abusing his off-kilter mother, while obliquely referring to his father... "Anakin Somebody"?
A heartfelt message rapped to Grandpa Joe, as well as some pertinent observations about so-called sensitivity training.

Hi!
This time, we are joined by a guest who identifies only as "Susan".
We discuss the latest "strain" of Covidian nightmares.
California dreams?
The immortality of the Lizard people, including memories of Cosby.
Opinions on Johnny T's brutal putting green.
Lebowski Theory 101...
Contemplating mortality.
Disturbances in the String Theory lead to a rather abstract aneurysm.

Checking in with Beatz
He's got the word from the streets
They can't compete
With a flow so sweet
There is no repeat
There is only defeat.
Plus, "Scratching on your Balls"...?

Want a friend for life? Milk a wolf.