The M6P: Marvel 616 Politics

Sometimes you just run out of things to say. Well...now is NOT one of those times. (Oh, no.) That's right, we are back with a vengeance! (Please don't.) And we are all dressed to kill, going to the Hellfire Gala. (You know that's just for dignitaries and important people, right?) Dude, we are like the press. Who is going to give the red carpet commentary on the hideous genderific outfits, if not us? (You didn't just say that.) What? We are out there, man! We are living this gala event with all the costume designs, crazy wardrobe changes, and most importantly the psychically linked concert and fireworks. We are going to Mars, man!!! (I don't think you are going anywhere. What are you wearing?) This? Don't tell me you don't know what this is. (It looks like you took old tire rubber and glued it to a hobo clown llama, but that can't be--) Right? You are correct, good sir! This llama is a mutant llama that spits rainbows when angry and throws up diamond fireworks and stick cellos when feeling frisky. (I'm going back to bed.) Fine. Fine!! But just know that you are going to be missing the party of the century. I'm jacked, bro! I'm jacked to the A's!!!! ... ... Come on, Lemuel. Let's go spit some rainbows for these new X-folks. Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com and 5 O'Clock Collectibles on YouTube. Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

Sometimes you just have to sit back and wonder what is going on in the world. I mean, who do you trust? What is true and what is really true? Do we even know? Can we tell anymore? That's what we at The M6P are all about! We are here to help you navigate through all the re-donkulousness of the world and let you know what is really going on. We can help you know who is living on the moon now? NOT AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS, I CAN TELL YOU THAT!!! We can also help you understand who shot the President of the United States! Spoiler Alert: it was Abe Lincoln! We can also keep you straight on who has the swords, who doesn't have the swords and who is drinking the Coronas. (Alright, that's enough. Give me the megaphone.) What are you DOING!?!? (I apologize, shoppers. Please go about your business. I'm sorry, we didn't mean to get you riled up.) YOU!! YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!!! (What are you talking about?) Do you know what you just did? You just infected everyone with the Secret Invasion Ms. Holiday Groot Special!! The end is nigh!!!! THE END IS NIGH!!!! IT IS THE REIGN OF X!!! Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

Has it really come to this? I gotta say, I wasn't ever expecting this type of conundrum during my lifetime. Growing up, I always heard that we have to be kind to Mother Nature and that we really should make sure that we don't hurt the environment. Now I know the environment is more than plants, but it's the deer and the fungus and the sun and the breeze as well. Somebody once told me that it's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together even...not sure if that's true...but that's besides the point. But now things have gotten so mixed up that I have to figure out if I have to let the planet die or the plants die?!? I thought they were on the same team!!! Keep the animals safe, keep the water safe, keep the plants safe...but don't blow up the Earth?!? 2020 has thrown us some curve balls, but COME ON!!! I gotta say, if I have to choose between crispin' up the planet with the supernova or taking out the salad bar at Shoney's, you know where my allegiance lies! I'm suiting up and throwing on my Make Salad Great Again hat and chomping down on some veggies, bro! (I really don't think now's the time to politicize this issue.) What are you talking about? (The Trump reference you just made about the hat.) Oh this thing? I got this thing from a chick I used to know at Subway when I was in high school. I asked for her phone number and never called her. True story. (That's just sad.) Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

This is a PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT to everyone listening. (And reading.) What? (Everyone listening to our podcast, but also everyone reading what you have typed here.) Listen, man, this is not the time to correct me, alright? I'm trying to be serious here! It is not a time to joke! (I'm not joking. I'm trying to help you. Listen, people are going to look at this and say, "wow, he wasn't allowed to leave the house and he had so much time to write this and he STILL messed up on it.") I am too allowed to go out of the house. I'm not even in America! (Gotta be honest, bro, you're not helping your case. Maybe they kicked you out of the country, because you wouldn't stay indoors.) Have you lost your mind? Are you crazy? Are you one of those people with those big Dr. Suess hats sitting on mountains of toilet paper rolls with a carnival-themed plastic scepter in your hand--just laughing and laughing and laughing until you get the hiccups? (I think you've lost the point of what you are talking about.) No, sir! No! I know I have a point! We are here to talk about the X-Men and the Legacy Virus...and Africa. (I don't think that's right.) I DON'T THINK YOU'RE RIGHT!!! (You misspelled "public".) Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

Now is the season to start looking to the future. However...it seems like 80 years in the future is a bit much. Am I right? (Well, see, it's figurative. Like it's 80 years in the future and it's been 80 years since the first Marvel comics came out...so...) Exactly! I'm glad you know what I'm talking about. I resolve to never let my social score drop more than 238 points in a single act of violence. (...I don't think we are on the same page. What exactly are you doing?) I'm making my New Year's Resolution. I resolve to never let a magical wizard that's a girl take up residence in my head for all the rest of my years. (I'm seriously trying to bite my tongue, but I can't--not anymore. Do you think that Marvel's 2099 current storyline is--like--the company's New Year's Resolutions or something?) That's what I was told, yes. (By whom?) What? (Who told you that?) OH! I that you said "Buy Broom." (No, no. "By whom?") I see...it's like a metaphor. (Yeah, it is...but who told you that it was a New Year's Resolution?) I hereby solemnly swear that I resolve to "Buy Broom" for the next 80 years. I will continue to clean up my life. I will not let the dust and dirt of my kitchen floors sully the soul of my feet. (Holy cow....forget it.) Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

It's been a while. (Yes, it has.) So...You forgive me? (Nothing to forgive, my friend.) Well, good....because I'm moving to Africa. (WHAT?!?!?!) Yes, there's a missionary hospital over in a country called Togo. I'm going over there to be a teacher in a one-room school house. (Wait, stop. Are you serious?) Yeah, man. (Why didn't you tell me?!?! Did you think I'd be mad?) No, no!! Nothing like that. I was afraid you would want to come with me. (WHAT!!!) No offense, but I'm just so tired of you outshining me all the time. I mean, you know way more about comics and the X-Men than I do. (True.) And you are just so good looking. (Also true.) And you just smell soooo good. (Ummm....) And your hair is relly soft. (Okay, okay...you can stop.) And your backrubs are amazing. At least I assume they are with those strong hands. (STOP!! STOP!!....You know, maybe you going to Africa really isn't that bad of an idea for a while.) Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

I'll admit, it seems like we never quite agree on things. There is always that little bit of difference when it comes to...well, everything. This one guy loves mindless action, and that other dude loves mind-numbing dialog. Why can't we just get along and all like the exact same thing? (Wouldn't that be boring though?) You would think, but just last week Sam Gillespie from Campus Security and I agreed on every single thing that we were talking about. (Campus Security...who in the world is Sam Gillespie?) Oh, well it's not the shortest story, but basically I found out that some colleges and universities have their own actual police force while others are just "security." (Uhhh, whatever...what were you guys discussing that you agreed on?) All sorts of things! We are like twinsies!!! He told me that it's actually illegal to roam around at night knocking on windows with nothing but a bright orange ski mask and long-john underwear. Naturally, I agreed with him. I mean, who would think it's okay, 'maright? (Wait...were you doing that?) That's besides the point, man! You are missing the big picture. (I don't think I am, I'm tryin--) My point is that it DEFINITELY was NOT boring!! Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

Maybe you were just cranky. Maybe you didn't get enough sleep. (I don't know, man. I just didn't like it.) I know, I know. But really that's no reason for you to take it out on me. So we didn't both like the series. What's the big deal? We can still be friends. It's not like we haven't disagreed before. (Yeah, but this time you made me sound almost unreasonable. Like I was an idiot for not liking this book.) There, there. We all go through phases where we fly off the handle at tiny, insignificant little things that really don't mean anything. No one blames you for being irrational from time to time. (See?!?! Just there! You make me seem like I'M the one that is ridiculous.) Now, just calm down. No one said you were being ridiculous...again. (What was that?) Nothing. You know...I hate to say it, but we just recorded the show and issue 6 comes out the next day. (I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!) Now seems like a good time to talk about our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

There's been a lot of talk about this movie called "Endgame." I've heard it's a big deal, but I'm not sure why exactly. Why in the world would Marvel stop making movies? I mean, aren't they making money? Why give up now? What is it about this movie that would stop them from continuing to make money and movies--movies and money? I feel like it's not a smart move for them. In fact, I think people will get fired because of this. Dude, I even thought there was another Spider-Man movie coming out this same summer!! But now I find out that this is the End to everything!! It just doesn't make sense to me from a fan perspective and a business perspective. But, listen to the podcast and we'll talk about it! We discuss every detail of why this is the best decision for the studio and the comic book industry as a whole. Furthermore, we will compare this to the pre-Broadway theatre industry in the mid-1700s in New England. (Hey! This isn't the last movie they're making! What are you? A moron?) ...oh... Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!

You know, here at The M6P, we never really know what we will end up talking about. We have a plan, but sometimes it just goes a little askew, if you know what I mean. What we didn't know going into this episode is that Andy would come out completely enlightened and with a proper understanding of females now. That's right. This documentary (ahem...movie)--right, this movie about equal rights--(No. No no. It was a movie about a super hero.) Sure. This movie about super women was just what he needed to understand the plight of all women in every culture. (You are going to get us in so much trouble, man.) How dare you use that patriarchal term with me, you cur!!! Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $60 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! Lastly, sign up at themarvelousbox.com to get your $100 worth of Marvel tpbs for $25 bucks! And remember, until next time, make yours The M6P!