The Maltesers Paradox

The Maltesers Paradox

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The Maltesers Paradox episodes

  • What's your relationship type?

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    There are three types of relationships - monoamory (most know it as monogamy), Polyamory and the third is commonly known as Open Relationships...

    Skye and Damo discuss all elements of this, how much fun some Poly relationship options seem, plus Skye somehow manages to discuss her current reality TV obsession Bling Empire! 

    Also once again they move to a random conversation about silent sex, the sound of men during sex and more!  Do guys do their timetables during sex? It's all discussed!

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 21 min
  • Let's make a deal!

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    What's your deal-breaker? Is this even a thing with dating and relationships? Apparently, it is, but seriously some deal-breaker actions are nothing more than, maybe be a nice human?!

    Damo and Skye look at a range of deal breakers (from smoking to cheating and everything in between)!  They also chat vaginas, masturbation, orgasms, what a guy shouldn't say to a girl in the bedroom if he wants to move past G rated activities, and more! 

    Yep it's pretty action-packed...the question is, are deal-breakers actually a thing? 

    Are you following us on all the socials? Check us on facebook.com/inmyloungeroompodcast instagram.com/inmyloungeroom youtube.com/inmyloungeroompodcast and email us at [email protected] any questions, comments, episode suggestions or dating stories!  

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    1 hr 29 min
  • The love languages - yay or nay?

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    In relationships and dating apps there's a lot of talk about 'love languages'. Skye is convinced they are the snake oil of dating, Damo highlights the fact they are a psuedo science - like horoscopes!  Yep he said it! Oh and they chat Johnny Depp/Amber Heard and the 'Kim K lost 16lbs in 3 weeks' incident. This episode is classic Damo and Skye, some serious chat, some random conversations and a lot of laughs! 

    We want to hear your thoughts on this subject?  Do you believe in it, do you live by it? Tell us more!  Don't forget to subscribe if you're following us, give us a 5 star rating on iTunes and tell EVERYONE! 

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    Thanks for your support! 

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Relationship Attachment Types - which one are you?

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    Are you secure, are you anxious, are you avoidant? Plus there's now a fourth type, disorganised! Damo and Skye take a dive into the the types of Attachment in relationships - based on the book and other theories. 

    Skye admits she fell asleep while listening to the audio book, and Damo looks at how he discovered this concept after a past relationship.  Plus Skye's mum pops over with a cake delivery and more!  

    Remember to email us at [email protected] follow us on Instagram Facebook and the new YouTube channel! Let us know what you would like to hear next episode! 

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Catfishing Revisited

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    Want to find out what Catfishing is?  Want to hear some crazy catfishing stories?  Then this is the Podcast for you!  

    Damo and Skye look at what it is, why people do it, and Skye tells her famous 'old man' story. 

    If you want to get in contact with us email [email protected] or follow us on Instagram instagram.com/inmyloungeroom or Facebook facebook.com/inmyloungeroompodcast

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Ghosting (revisited)

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    When this podcast started, it was just Skye in her lounge-room, and she discussed ghosting in terms of her dating experience.  Damo and Skye revisit this subject, what it is, what it isn't, and what psychologists say it is...plus Skye tells her famous '5 Dates Guy' ghosting story. 

    Have you been ghosted?  Tell us your story by emailing [email protected]  

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 11 min
  • Consent or 'drinking tea'...

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    Have you seen the Tea and Consent video by Thames Valley Police in the UK? https://youtu.be/pZwvrxVavnQ

    It looks at the subject of consent, and uses a cup of tea in replacement of sex. Watch the video, it's so simple and makes lots of sense. We should all understand that no is no, but sometimes people seem to think that no can still mean yes. 

    Damo and Skye discuss the different scenarios in this video, as well as their experiences related to consent, along with other examples of consent, or lack of it from other people's experiences. 

    This episode contains subject matter of a sensitive nature related to consent, rape and sexual abuse. If this is something that will upset you, we recommend you don't listen to this episode and either revisit older episodes or take a break this week. If you want to share your story please message or email us .

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Goodbye dating apps!

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    Yep you heard it here!  Skye is off the dating apps...she's still single but has decided that they are no good for her! 

    Find out what made her decide this, and hear some successful and not-so-successful dating app stories! Plus we discuss dick pics, why guys send them, what girls think of them and whether you should! 

    Enjoy! 

    Email us your dating app stories [email protected] or follow us on Instagram www.instagram.com/inmyloungeroom

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    52 min
  • The 'rules' of dating...

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    Apparently, there are rules when it comes to dating!  Who messages first, and how long should you wait?  How long to wait until the first kiss and of course the apparent waiting until the third date to have sex! 

    Damo and Skye address all of these questions and the so called rules, where they originally came from and if they actually matter...plus a reader sends us an email after listening to our Love Bombing episode! 

    Oh and for anyone who is curious, check out Rosie Button Photography www.rosiebutton.com or on instagram www.instagram.com/roseiebuttonphotography

    Have you got a question, a comment or a story?  Email us at [email protected] or instagram.com/inmyloungeroom 

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    51 min
  • Dating horror stories - Part 2

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    This episode continues our Dating Horror stories theme...with some more random and scary dates, horror tinder interactions and there's even a live Bumble interaction!  

    Plus Skye tells her best pick-up story ever - nothing to do with horror stories, but she's pretty proud of her effort!  

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    Plus email us your questions, comments, and crazy stories to [email protected] 



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    1 hr 2 min

About The Maltesers Paradox

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We are Skye & Damien, friends and single parents who love exercise, coffee and karaoke...this is us on the couch talking about random subjects!