The Maltesers Paradox

The Maltesers Paradox

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  • Giggity giggity...yep, we are talking sex!

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    Yeah we are talking all about the wonderful world of sex...so be warned, this is not for little kiddies ears! 

    Masturbation, orgasms, we discuss everything - mainly around giving and receiving pleasure...it's important! 

    We talk other stuff, you know kids getting knocked out by cricket bats, our lives in general including Damo's performance in the dance show, and everything in between - but honestly, it's just a sexy sexy episode! 

    The main message is - communicate what you want, what you like, and hopefully you'll get it! And when we say IT, we mean the big O!!!!  Have fun everyone...

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 14 min
  • Some things shouldn't be googled

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    What happens when we have no official subject for the week? Soooo much!

    Skye spent time as a 'tourist', in Damo speak, when she headed off to a R&B festival, and then somehow they end up discussing what you should or shouldn't google! Plus once again, poo is discussed! 

    It's one of those episodes where anything goes, and we go there...so sit back, buckle up and get ready to laugh!

    This week needs a disclaimer, we do discuss Suicide this week, so if this is a sensitive issue for you, we recommend you skip this episode and listen to another episode or stay tuned for next week.  If you do need support please call Lifeline 13 11 14 or Beyond Blue 1300 22 4636

    And don't forget, give us 5 stars to get more people discovering how hilarious Skye and Damo are! 

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

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    1 hr 17 min
  • Get your priorities right people...

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    Priorities, they are important!

    Somehow this episode was also about buying celebrity poo, giantess women and how to make money online!

    Then Damo discussed Italian cooking (shock horror),  which moved to the next morning after sleepovers (as children and adults) and Damo's mouth got licked by a dog!

    Then they eventually moved back to prioritising and why it's important... Skye was doing this episode from her house while the kids played in the background so poor Damo had a fun week of editing!

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 15 min
  • Double Denim...it's coming back!

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    This episode is not about double denim! It's about a singles event Skye went to and her experience on the evening. 

    There was an incident with a sandwich, Skye had an interesting experience with a man wearing double denim and his neighbours got involved, yeah it all happened! 

    Plus Damo talks footy team colours, basketball, and we discuss what makes a good singer! It's an action packed episode...get ready for some fun! 

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 18 min
  • Making an Effort

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    It's not hard to make an effort when dating,  in relationships, or even in friendship! 

    This all came from a message Skye received from a match who wasn't up for travelling 45 minutes for a date....but was happy for her to travel that far!  

    Plus, why we never would have liked to live in the Murder She Wrote town, and we reminisce about 90s television shows! We're not old! Then somehow we talk cars plus school reunions and other random subjects! 

    Oh and Damo invented a word...it's how we roll! And never put your feet on the floor when swimming in the Swan River! 

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    Email us your stories, your questions and comments! Our email is [email protected]

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 24 min
  • Communication...it's a thing

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    Lobster, crustaceans, cretaceous period - how does our conversation get to that? It's a regular thing! 

    This episode we discuss a range of subjects, including communication! Oh and Damo suggested some messages to send to a Bumble match! 

    Why friendships between males and female are possible, and why it doesn't matter...oh and that meme that isn't a meme that is all about why a man was going to unmatch a woman. It's pretty awful! 

    Oh and we do some role-play of how to communicate with other people...it's not hard, but apparently it is. 

    Basically just be nice, and communicate like adults, people! 

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    Email us your stories, your questions and comments! Our email is [email protected]

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 15 min
  • Skye's recent dating experience...

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    This is Skye's personal dating experience, she wanted to tell her story about experiencing the Poly/ENM world and why it didn't work for her, after the second time trying this lifestyle. 

    This episode doesn't bash any type of relationship, it is purely Skye's experience and why she had to stop dating this particular person, before she became attached.  

    Plus we discuss unfriending on Facebook and the effect this has, lifting weights, the Royal Show, kids, ASMR and more! Oh and because Skye's back on the apps, a few beautiful messages that she received along with some impressive profiles!  

    Have you had a similar dating experience?  We would love to hear you! 

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 18 min
  • Self care - it's important!

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    This one is an important episode...because we all forget about self care, whether it's emotional or physical. 

    In between that, we discuss 'fun' - and everyone's perspective of what fun is! It's different for everyone...Skye likes dancing in her loungeroom! Plus somehow they discuss kipping pullups and CrossFit!  

    This episode came from Skye's dramatic phone calls to Damo one evening, and after the phone call he realised self care was an important to discuss! We then talk about what makes us feel good, and helps with stress relief... plus the idea that everyone is a human, we all have moments where we aren't as 'strong' as other times. 

    This is a serious episode, but its something that needs to be discussed...everyone's mental health is important. Plus we look at the idea of Paying it Forward and helping those less fortunate.  

    If you are struggling for help and looking after yourself, Beyond Blue has a lot of ideas https://www.beyondblue.org.au/personal-best/topics/self-care 

    If you are feeling you need more help please call Lifeline on 131156

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 17 min
  • Dating sucks...or does it?

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    This was meant to be a dating horror stories episode, except apparently no one has stories, just wanted to let us know that dating sucks! 

    We  give advice on where not to park when there's a home open, and how to message people online. 

    We also re-explore the wonderful world of Singles Groups and how toxic they can be!  Plus more cooking advice from Damo and we try out becoming psychic mediums! 

    It's one of those crazy episodes, where we talk about everything and solve all the world problems.! 

    Email us at [email protected] instagram.com/inmyloungeroom or facebookcom/inmyloungeroompodcast 

    Email us your stories, your questions and comments! Our email is [email protected]

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 17 min
  • Friends...with benefits

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    Oh yes, we are diving into the wonderful world of Friends with Benefits and One Night Stands...what's the difference, is a hook up with a Tinder date a ONS or is this just a casual rendezvous? 

    Skye gives some travel tips on 'when in Paris',  and it's mainly to do with the toilet options! Damo discusses the benefits of coffee for weighing in and sing a couple of old school advert Jingles! 

    Yep it's non stop fun in this episode! Let's hear your thoughts on this subject! Plus the latest song at the end is an amazing duet, so listen until the end! 

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    Email us your stories, your questions and comments! Our email is [email protected]

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    Intro music was composed and performed by Damien Mackay.

    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2043539

    1 hr 16 min

About The Maltesers Paradox

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We are Skye & Damien, friends and single parents who love exercise, coffee and karaoke...this is us on the couch talking about random subjects!