The Maltiverse

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story⭐ Huge thanks to our sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Amazing coffee & treats by two brothers (and an awesome mum!)👉 www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt🕯 Fog Buddies (Ħamrun) – Candles, adult gifts & aromatic Christmas goodies👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – The printing legends behind our merch👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/cSCJWfLy5C8🎧 Subscribe for Maltese madness, listener confessions, and the funniest WTF stories from the island and beyond!

We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear.From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond.Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back – with some hilarious (and slightly filthy) listener problems.🤔 A Would You Rather that goes completely off the rails… and leaves one Maltese radio station manager catching a few strays!If you’ve ever had a nightmare job, a mad boss, or just love a laugh about the madness of work life – this one’s for you.👇 Got your own story or problem for Agony Uncle?Send it to cavemen.me/story💥 Big shoutout to our amazing sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Two brothers (and one mum) serving up brilliant coffee and treats!👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt/🕯️ Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic gifts, candles, and grown-up goodies. Perfect for Christmas!👉 www.fogbuddies.com👕 K Concepts – Printing legends behind our merch!👉 www.kconceptsmalta.comhttps://youtu.be/Lvkc-HCWMgU🎧 Hit subscribe for more chaos, comedy, and Maltese madness – with Steve & Jay tackling the world’s dilemmas, one laugh at a time.

WOULD YOU RATHER

Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in  Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹

To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet:

⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much?

Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱).

And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌

This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND  We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks!

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WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞

This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical ones 🎶🌙 Night hikes with Denise📸 And the very real danger of Steve’s Nutscapes getting published…

And fuelling the madness as always – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🙌🔥👉 Proper homemade grub.👉 Tasty. Naughty. Dangerously addictive.👉 And yes vegans, they’ve still got you covered 🌱.

📍 Show them some love ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt“It’s messy. It’s naughty. It’s the end-of-summer chaos you’ve secretly been craving! 🍹🔥

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WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika?

Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞

This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand:

⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯

🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒

👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)?

And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱).

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It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

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WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 Fart every time you orgsm …or orgsm every time you fart?Welcome to the naughtiest game of the summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉☀️This week, comedy bad boy Dan Xuereb joined us… and things got wild very quickly! We dive into:🍑 Ultimate fantasies vs lifetime supplies of pastizzi 🥟⚽ Chelsea vs Nipples 🍒💨 Can Jay actually hold in a fart?

All while munching on beautiful, epic treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving homemade, feel-good food (vegans, they’ve got you too 🌱).

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It’s naughty 😈. It’s unhinged 🤪. It’s exactly what you came here for.

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🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽

Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials!

This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into:

🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s

🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Maltese music

🚪 The ultimate classic – O-face or O-voice?

All while demolishing mouthwatering treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving fresh, homemade, feel-good food (yes, vegans, you’re covered).

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🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤯

Spend a night with your ultimate fantasy… if they smelled like a family member? 😳👃

It’s another round of absolute chaos with The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series 🌞🔥 with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit!

This week, we roped in Nate & Nicole from Vibe to wrestle with the real dilemmas that matter:

✌ Fingers… or Fabrizio?📺 Crush… or your favourite newscaster? 😏🍝 And did Nicole play Would-You-Rather with Gino D’Acampo?! 🤯

Huge love to the BRUVV legends in Balzan – fuelling the madness with ☕️ next-level coffees, 🍩 sweet delights, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their unbeatable watermelon bliss. You can’t beat a bit of BRUVV!

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🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… Org*sm every time you see a 🔴 Laburist or a 🔵 Nazzjonalist?

It’s the wildest game of the summer!

The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit! This week we dragged in foodie queen (and 🐶 dog-obsessed) Stephanie Agius and Wayne from Vibe to tackle the BIG questions: 👄 Why do some people love it when Steve’s mouth is full?

🍝 Would Steph actually eat… dog bits?! 🤔 And which one of them was actually NOT invited on the show? Massive shoutout to the LEGENDS at BRUVV Balzan! From ☕️ banging coffees to 🍩 incredible sweet treats, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their watermelon bliss – BRUVV’s got it all.

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WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤔 Have a permanent orgsm face or orgsm voice?

It's the most awesome game of the summer! 🌞The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series with Steve Hili and Jason Zammit!

This week, we brought in burlesque queen Undine LaVerve and funny man Kevin Naudi to tackle the big questions… including:

One night with your fantasy vs Alien probes 👽

Pants vs Steve!😳

Netflix special v h*mping nannas 😱

And none of this would have been possible had it not been for our amazing friends at BRUVV in Balzan! From awesome coffees to magical made-in house Ice teas and home made sweet stuf… you can't beat a bit of Bruvv!

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