The MB Machine Podcast

Beave and Midge go in talking about rappers and come out the other side talking about rapers. Beave yaks away about bachelor party shenanigans, how he has to do a full semester of college to stay a volunteer firefighter and what happens when you put your thumb through your jeans dick hole and your wife sees it. Enjoy the show!!!

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Nekkie joins us and Beave abandons us to look at boats! We start with a zinger of a bathroom story, led by Midge and we discuss where cum comes from. Roller bladers are gay but not Midge. We talk Brooke Shields, government corruption, terrible interest rates, getting away with murder, all government officials are expendable and should be expended and staging a car hitting an animal. Enjoy the show!!!

We have ranting about our significant others and how we wish we would say what we're thinking. Midge is incoherent from lack of sleep and Beave and R lead the show. R brings up the RNC and how it's a shit show. Beave goes gardening all by his lonesome and Midge has a dirty towel story. Enjoy the show!!!

We are all happily married and want to stay that way. On that note, we talk about what we'd name an island if we owned it. The island in question turns out to be Alcatraz. Beave attempts to plug the newest book he is reviewing. Midge and R go ham and want to know what's the absolute worst scenario a government can put you in. Beave rants about the service industry and buys items from the gas station. Enjoy the show!!!

We have a brand new guest, Ben Dejong(De-young)! Ben has his own podcast, The State 180. Ben is a prominent member of the Libertarian Party, digs aliens and photographs weddings. We discuss what Emperor Palpatine's nuts look like, why and how Ben got involved with politics and how Hitler helped global warming. Midge wishes his wife didn't have a pubic bone and that he had an inch longer dick. Beave goes golfing with his wife and steals two dogs. R hates politics. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

We put Paul Reubens on the Everything Scale. R is missing in action, so the Beave and Midge talk about needing sleep. If you're in court and you lose then you are fucked by whatever you fought over. I feel asleep during editing and can't remember anything else. Enjoy the show!!!

All podcasts are now on there own RSS feed!

Mick joins us and brings one of the most interesting articles ever on the show. We had the absolute best time of our lives. Non-stop laughs and tons of jokes at our own expense. We have holocaust denial, the everything scale will become three diffrenet scales and only Midge's will be right. We talk sex, money and a new way to power homes, enjoy the show!!!

All podcasts will be going to their own RSS feeds starting August 2nd!!!

On this super special episode we have drop in guest L.D.! Laughs abound as we thank our ever persistent emailer, we slam dunk Weird Al Yankovic on the Everything Scale and we talk about the latest gossip involving In A Small Town. Things get serious once we start talking about comedians and whether or not it is their or the audiences' responsibility to know what there show is gonna be about, what movie is worth watching and lawyers. Enjoy the show!!!

All podcasts will be going to individual RSS feeds! But you can still find all the links on our website!

We are joined by the hilarious and truthful Frost Nip. This dude has had one hell of a life and dives into why he wanted to end his life, what it's like to get frost bite all over his body and the most peaceful experience he has ever had. Meatball is also in the studio and chats about how he became best friends with Frost Nip, about an uncle that was too comfortable and if Vodka is worth a damn. Enjoy the show!!!