The MB Machine Podcast

Our glorious and most loved guest Turbo couldn't join us. We chat about how Wish is janky and never fulfils our needs. Beave laments how good music will be forgotten because up tight assholes won't let their music be played or talked about. Midge hates how race changing a character is fine for some races but not others and R walks a bike path that takes an hour. Enjoy the show!!!

This episode has it all. How to feel like you're running a shorter distance than you actually are, advice for the ladies and how to end all wars and disputes on the world stage. Enjoy the show!!!

We are joined by Sam. Sam is a recent college grad, tattooist and practices Wiccan. R gets a tattoo during the episode and we pepper Sam with all kinds of questions about rocks, spells and why she likes tattoos.

We have ourselves a brand new guest! Sam!!! Sam will do anything at least once and has a extremely high pain tolerance. We have a lengthy debate on what single sexual pleasure you'd want for the rest of your life. Talk about way some kinks should be shamed and we add Mark Rebillet to the Everything Scale. It's a hoot and a holler from start to finish! Enjoy the show!!!

We ponder all things about life and shit. How much Native American cum will it take to turn into a Native American? Would George Washington nibble on little kids ears and give them splinters? Lions, are they gonna smear the Kansas City no one gives a shit about them Chiefs, of course they are. This is a guarantee by R. We slap Louder with Chowder on the Everything Scale and have a tale about the worst boss and work environment in the world. R procced to have heart burn and stress just from listening to the story. Drugs, Donnie Trump, UBI and gambling are also chatted about, Enjoy the show!!!

R talks with Midge about his latest hobby, Hydroponics and a previous hobby, exercising. We start with how Midge even got started on wanting to do Hydroponics, the steps he has taken to get started and what he is most excited to do.

We have the 5 picks for a team of highly skilled individuals to hunt down and kill M.A.P.s. Joining us on our adventure are Driver and back after a year away, Southern Comfort. We chit and chat about the lies that our fuck buddies tell us, where little dick dudes can find acceptance and why Horrocks sucks. Enjoy the show!!!

The OG's are in the house today! We have economic planning, the last person on the earth you'd want a blowjob from and bitchin about our bitches! R was absent from the episode and he was sorely missed. Without his guidance, Beave and Midge travelled down some fucked up avenues! Enjoy the show!!!

Heatstroke rejoins us after being away for a year! We talk about the police, township meetings and how to get the police called on you and what it's like to have a wife. Enjoy the show!!!

Spunky British sluts go cave diving and dunk all over the place. We have economic advice, who would you rather sacrifice, and we end it all talking about some weird turds that Midge laid in the Super Bowl! Mack is a first time emailer and circle jerk connoisseur, regularly listening and singing our praises to the masses. Enjoy the show!!!