The MB Machine Podcast

One is the greatest number that I ever knew, two isn't as good as one because one is the greatest! R comes at you solo and talks about hobbies. He loves making stir sticks out of his custom built forge, can't stop thinking about the difference between leather working and leather crafting and lastly wants to take the podcast down the hobby train for the next few months!

What do you get when you mix a stylish beard, booming voice and a little bit of anarchy? Andy "motherfucking" Koons! Andy joins us to talk about his debut album coming out on May 2nd called "God Emperor". We all wonder if factory built pussy is like modular homes from the eightes. We encourage people to not shoot schools and to check their guns like Tiger Kings boyfriend does. Midge hollers about people hating gay people. R chats about war and Beave doesn't know how roller blades work. Enjoy the show!!!

The one, the only, master of his craft, Midge comes to you solo. No co-hosts! Midge recounts the first and maybe not the last vaginoplasty he's seen. School shootings are terrible and there's nothing we can do about it. Voting for the worst possible canidates and how amazing his wife is. Enjoy the show!!!

Hobbies, we all have them. R, Midge and special guest Nekkie try out different kinds of bourbon, R's hobby of choice. We try 5 different bourbons, Bullet, Woodrow Reserve, Evan Williams, Brothers Bond and Makers Mark. Through coughs, retchs and other noises they try and pick what they liked, disliked and hated about each.

Nekkie and Brown Sugga join us for bashing on emailers, and listening to a drunken Midge ramble about anything and everything. We talk about going into medows, the most odd places we've had sex and the word faggot. Enjoy the show!!!

Todays chat feels empty-ish. Why? Becasue R has gone away on a grand pokemon adventure. The original cast, the OGs, the top lobsters and any other combination you can call two badasses chat about "women" having bulges, making "crime"cations(like a vacation but crime focused) and an update on Midge's life. Enjoy the show!!!

We chat about at what point we think people have actually learned, what has helped us learn and the direction that Obscurity will be taking moving forward!  

Have you ever wondered if you can un-do putting your tongue down a mans throat?  Have you ever wondered how to tuck your dick to look like a woman?  Have you ever wondered if it would be better to get raped as a kid or an adult?  We have answers to those questions and more!  Meatball rejoins us for non stop laughs and some sprinklings of serious shit throughout! He doesn't like pedophiles and Michael Jackson is his hero.  Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected].  Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Most, if not all of us have played with little Green and Tan army men, Beave, Midge and R are no exception.  We chat about using the word gay,  who's the good guy in the Green VS Tan army dudes, thoughts on the tranny community and how one good broke nose will change your or your spouses life.  Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected].  Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Welcome to the White Trash Awards.  3 Categories, Midgets, Beaver, and R.  9 total metrics and tons of laughs and debates.  Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected].  Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!