Beave and Midge are exhausted and vent about the state of the world, Russian plays are a no go, FF7 is amazing and is anime adjacent, and last but certainly not least, Beave cries over a dilapidated alley. Enjoy the show!!!

Midge and R knock this shit out of the fucking park! We talk about getting people banned from the gym and how he has probably offed himself. Florida people are crazy and don't know where to sell unwanted children for crack. We have a quadriplegic(auto-correct for the win) pedophile that can't commit crimes and more! Enjoy the show!!!

The White Trash Awards are here! Beave, Midge and R argue about who/what is the trashiest! Driver, Richard and Bubbles join them and hysterical hijinks ensue. Driver wants to see asshole ate and is willing to pay Midge to do it, Richard and Bubbles just sit back and enjoy the chaos. Enjoy the show!!!

Beave is a hell of a catch and bitches find out. Midge is under the weather and needs join brought into his life, hence him goading Beave into ranting about politics, talking shit about Jessie Peterson and meandering about how wonderful of a weekend Beave had. Enjoy the show!!!

Good times equal, Beave getting laid before the episode, emails, hashing out the White Trash Awards. Bad Times equal, Midge arguing with his wife, not being able to find a judge, Taylor Swift, Skanks disputing contract and more!!! Enjoy the show!!!

This banger of an episode is brought to you by face herpes. Don't get herpes on your face, it's a drag. Beave and Midge swing hard and hit it out of the park on all topics! We've go George Floyd, face herpes, ball sack pimples, cumming down our legs, fuck Amazon Prime, Kim Congdon and more! Enjoy the show!!!

Beave christens Midge as the official Dr. of the Podcast. Ball blood is magical and essentially is your own free source of everlasting life. We watched the majority of Putin's interview and we're both pleasantly surprised. We have a cure for the serial killer population and more! Enjoy the show!!!

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Bang bang bitches! We immediately launch into how comedy is unteachable and how we think you should view comedy. The Lions of Detroit come up and Midge has a fit about who they draw as Wolverine. Texas has a lot on their plate with a possible revolution, fentanyl and having a fort named after a loser. Ben Shapiro raps, hates flagits and debates a "dude" named Destiny. We have a very intense debate about bacon, butter and toast and their place on the Everything Scale. The Middle East is still in shambles and we talk the good, bad and awesome things about war. Beave and Midge are going to the gym and have some awesome progress to share. We round out the episode with Taylor Swift bullshit and why everyone hates AI and we can't lose a single job! Enjoy the show!!!

Beave and Midge discuss all things Skankfest because we got VIP tickets for it!