The MB Machine Podcast

Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!!

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We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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Does your daughter have her rape card punched? Do you know what a rape card is? Find out on this episode! Beave, R and Midge discuss the political climate, how to start a game show with Barack Obama and Tiger Woods and rounding it off is a relationship advice session and possibly a book in the works! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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The boys get into the best way to jerk off in the shower. Lily Phillips fights another British slut that stole her fuck crown. R talks about Indians and how they can solve their female to male ratio problems and more. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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R and Midge start this bad boy with a nice slow build till we express how much we love our wives and should get a once a year free pass to smack the shit out of them. Beave joins us mid way and the oddest conversation of the podcast ensues. Cats and the 1920's noiore film that will be filmed using Midge's cats. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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Beave recounts how heroic he is for putting his super down and saving lives. Midge really hates people. Tump tower is bombed and we doubt the integrity of the news. Religion is evil and porn is becoming illegal. Midge and Beave debate how to say Nikolai Tesla's name. Beave has the bomber dudes email and reads it in its entirety while R and Midge heckle him. What's better a chess tournament or a chest tournament? Midge gives a brief and loud lesson about supply and demand. R hates people as well, we love our loves and thank god Midge is not superman! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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R and Beave talk about why making a new years resolution is stupid. Video games are regressing and there's no new action stars because people suck. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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Merry Dickmas!!! Would you kill people if every time you did you had 2 hours to find someone to shove their dick in your ass?

Midge, R and Beave discuss Christmas and how they spread cheer. Lebron James is a baby about three pointers. R loves the Lions and F.T.P. and many more insane and zany topics! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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It's the two hundredth episode! We start out with discount tire mechanices then we leap into the main meal. What do we think represents the MB Machine Podcast the best! R uses A.I. to write promotions and a poem, Midge writes four poems/raps and Beave talks about the most impactful episodes we've recorded. We also feature Lily Phillips and if we would participate in her gangbang! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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