The MB Machine Podcast

R gets a pitch fork through his foot and it scars him for life. Midge and R talk about going back in time and how to avoid being labeled a witch. Being an old timey doctor rules and we know how to get away with killing patients. R has a kick ass sister! We despise grocery shopping with our wives. Pro Hitman vs Amateur Hitman. We have plans for a 200th episode!!! And Midge debates on paying for his wife to be abducted, Taken style!!! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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Did you know that Black Men can sing country and are good at it? Midge has been on a hip hop craze and R reminisces about his hip hop listening youth. R predicts the future and Midge brics his steam deck. Both men hate the news. R has an epiphany of life and it's repetitive. Ralph our father terrorizes the old folks home. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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LD is with us today, he gets some cheese. Step sisters are fuckable but not half sisters or moms. Our Uncle Dollar doesn't like Japs. Beave binges 3 hours of the fish tank before recording. Midge has the tiniest dick out of his brothers. Reality TV isn't real so says Beave. We talk about our wives and how much of a prepper they are. Two this or That's and more! Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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Mark Normand. Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul. Hot tub owners. Small dick talk. BOGO. Midge gets ripped off. War. Relationship advice. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! 

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The election just got over and we talk about what would've convinced us to vote for a candidate. Fat people exist and Midge and R argue about who is fat. We discuss dicks at some point and other stories. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

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The boys debate on if they'd send their wives back into to fuck Hitler and save all the Jewish people. R opts to discuss the election and how he loves political ads. Beave does not like being ignorant and decides to press Midge for details about his hypothetical questions. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

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The boys are back at it. Midge discusses how to dome up and turtle your dick. R talks public sex and Beave brings up real topics that are semi-serious. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!

Discord: ⁠discord.gg/UmsF9YnY⁠ 11:00am EST every Saturday

Some family issues prevented us from recording this week, so we are re-releasing a episode that is heavy with dicks, enjoy!!!

Spunky British sluts go cave diving and dunk all over the place. We have economic advice, who would you rather sacrifice, and we end it all talking about some weird turds that Midge laid in the Super Bowl! Mack is a first time emailer and circle jerk connoisseur, regularly listening and singing our praises to the masses. Enjoy the show!!!

Discord: discord.gg/UmsF9YnY 11:00am EST every Saturday

LD joins us for tons of laughs! The start is all about dicks and Riley Reid. We have an epic debate about this or that! Midge has a story about his father-in-law. Beave talks about being a mayor in Mexico and has zingers throughout. Enjoy the show!!!

If you're enjoying the show and want to let us know how much you adore us, hate us, have an idea for a topic or think yourself or someone you know would make a great guest then contact us at thembmachinepodcast.com or email us at [email protected]. You can also, subscribe to make sure you never miss a new episode, leave a comment on Spotify or just "like it" on whatever platform you're listening on! Our website has links to all our social media accounts, our merch store and other listening platforms check it out!