Welcome "2" the SECOND SEASON of The Meat Cute. Your "2" favorite buds are back "2" talk about what they got up "2" during the "season break" they just had. It may involve "having sex" and "co-starring in the new Reremy Jenner's new 'Bason Journe' film." Welcome back!

Matt had a show where he had to improvise a set and for some reason he came to Jos for help. Things don't go well

Matt and Jos have an opportunity to get a promo onto a very-popular-podcast-which-shall-not-be-named but need to have it by tomorrow. So that means instead of recording a podcast they take an hour to record a promo because they are VERY lazy. Welcome to brainstorming 101 with Professor Meat and Adjunct Professor Cute.

Cuties love company, so we're going to talk about the best company of all - pets! Also, this is a good excuse to have comedian, writer, and actor Ash Fisher on as a guest to talk about the high moments and low moments of having pets. Some of us will shower them with an unending supply of fancy pet food - others will systematically murder every raccoon in the world to protect them. 

Check out Ash doing standup all over the bay area and of course hit up her monthly show Man Haters - a woman-centric, queer showcase.

Summer's still raging, so it's time for another MEAT CUTE DOUBLE FEATURE. Tony C. comes back to review both "Spider-Man: Homecoming" and the 2009 smash hit "Madea Goes to Jail."

As actors of note, Jos and Matt decide to take on some of the lowest-rated movies on Rotten Tomatoes and improve them with their Oscar-level acting. Just as a paintbrush is but horse hair on a stick in the hands of a novice painter , these lines were just too advanced for the uncured thesbians attempting to bring these underrated movies to bear. Behold! ACTING!

In order to further combat Jos' bad attitude towards siblinghood, the cuties have two sisters on the podcast to talk about how fucking obnoxious and awesome it is to not be an only child. Seawitchling and Jennifer Thoden talk impalement, throat slitting, sleeping through orgies, and familial fealty in this heart-warming episode.

Jos is on a diet so the cuties invite Liesl Koehler back on the podcast to share their knowledge of the human body to help figure out how to lost that pesky spare tire. What results is decidedly less than helpful. 

Things don't go well.

Jonathan "HOLLYWOOD" Gomez returns to talk about recording audio for TV and movies. Hear him drop names, tell secrets, and spill all the juicy HOLLYWOOD secrets. Is Billy Zane as zany as he thinks? Does Michael Bay have a Diet Cocaine addiction? How firm of a handshake does Turtle have? FIND OUT.

It's Father's Day, so the cuties have artist, burlesque dancer, and daddy-issue-haver Trixie Shiksa (Natalie McBride) on the pod to talk shitty dads, Jean Benet Ramsey, and deep fetishes of the daddy kind. The gang talks about what not having a dad can do to you and how good of a dad Matt actually ends up being.