The cuties bring Shanta Fabulous (Single Simulcast, Bury Me In Red Lipstick) on to talk about the fine art of self-promotion. She discusses how she helped make Single Simulcast a podcast hit and how she's fooled companies into giving her money to shill their wares. Matt and Joshua take notes but probably don't learn anything.  Things don't go well.

MEAT CUTE DOUBLE-FEATURE! A new nerd movie came out, so the cuties have invited Tony Canales back to review the new X-Men movie, "LOGAN." More importantly, we watched "MADEA'S FAMILY REUNION." Are you ready for some top-notch cinema?

Things get sexy when the cuties dive into the dark world of the fetish world! Devan Miller returns to bring his unique perspective on vore, gore, and everything in between(?). Do you dare to hear what lies in the hearts of the internet's vaginas and dicks or are you some kinda vanilla? Things don't go well.

This week's guest is New Zealand immigrant and American hopeful Dion Whitehead. Matt and Joshua teach Dion how to act so American that even if he fails his nationalization test, the officials will grant him citizenship on the spot. Learn all about New Zealand and finally unlock the question of why those funny-sounding motherfuckers are called kiwis. Oh, and we scope out the dating scene in NZ. Things don't go well.

As if to prove that they're not scared of anything, Matt and Joshua invite Maya Samuels-Smith and Anthony Calles back to talk about something near and dear to Josh's heart: HORROR. Matt - who isn't scared of anything EVER - insists he doesn't like scary movies or anything in that genre so it's up to Joshua and the guests to discuss horror movies, scary podcasts, and what makes something truly bone-chilling. Matt admits he may be afraid of dinosaurs. Things don't go well.

Matt's sick. The guest is a no-go. What's a dutiful host to do? Carry on for an hour and change about how unimportant everyone else is, of course. Joshua takes control of the show and creates what can only be the BEST FUCKING EPISODE OF ANY PODCAST EVER. Clips are played, listener questions are answered, and there's even a live phone call. WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR? Things don't go well.

Where does comedy and activism converge? The cuties are joined by Roman Rimer (comedian and host of Weekly Review on Mutiny Radio) to jump head-first into the mess that is standup comedy, which isn't always kind to marginalized people. Everyone shares their standup horror stories and digs into the concept of "punching up" when it comes to comedy. Oh, and Joshua talks about pooping in public restrooms.  Things don't go well.

Faced with a possible deal for a web series for ABC, the Cuties have 24 hours to come up with a good concept for a show and turn in a treatment. What follows is a desperate attempt for two comedians to come up with an actual real idea for once in their goddamn lives. Things don't go well.

To commemorate our flagship episode, we've returned to the well that started it all: Taco Bell! This time we're joined by Welcome 2 Sunnydale's Liesl Koehler. However, we quickly learn that going back to the well isn't always a good idea. Mistakes are made.

Joshua attempts to understand the value of cheesy, campy, and otherwise FABulous pop culture icons and brings in Jason Marmor to explain the value of divas, drama, and dedication. Things don't go well.