The Meat Cute

Croix. The debate rages between the two cuties as the fate of the nation hangs in the balance. ....things don't go well.

Model, artist, burlesque performer, and New Yorker Nat McBride joins Matt and Joshua to talk about life in the big city. The gang talks about weird modeling gigs, creepy photogaphers, and butts. Sorry about the audio issues at the end. Shit happens.

Matt and Joshua are joined by frequent guest Liesl Koehler to watch the 1995 belly flop of a movie "Waterworld." They cuties are joined by regular interloper Liesl Koehler, who may or may not have watched the movie in time for this recording. They go into the ins and outs of post-apocalyptic dystopias, the misplaced belief that Kevin Costner was ever a sexy symbol, and their thoughts on whether the main character could ever have a place in the Justice League.

Matt and Joshua are joined by ASMaRtist Katarina Countiss to delve into the interesting world of ASMR. Kat demonstrates some of her ASMR techniques and the trio talk about weird sounds, audio recording, live performing (another passion of Kat's), and Mark Zuckerberg. Things actually go kinda well.

The cuties welcome back Liesl Koehler of the Welcome to Sunnydale podcast to do a Buffy review of their own! Does Joss Whedon's 1992 vampire movie stand up to the test of time? Is there more gay stuff in that movie than anyone remembers? Are there any hints to where the Marvel Cinematic Universe is heading locked in the subtext of Buffy? No. No there isn't. But listen to this episode anyway.

The cuties decided to take a break from the fun stuff and choose to gab about SUICIDE SQUAD and BATMAN: THE KILLING JOKE for like 5 hours. Nerd correspondent Tony Canales joins the fun to bring some reason to Matt and Joshua's imbalanced opinions. Things don't go well.

Matt decides to put Joshua's Hollywood knowledge to the test by having him describe what he thinks the plots are of some major motion pictures. Joshua OF COURSE nails it every time and is able to perfectly deduce what some of the most popular cinematic accomplishments of all time (that he hasn't seen) are about. Things don't go well.

Ever wanted to listen to two nerds talk about Pokemon for an hour? TOO  BAD! The coolguys Matt and Joshua talk Pokemon Go, gaming in general (again), and how they intend to fuck with people through the power of pocket monsters!

This week Matt and Joshua flex their ACTING muscles because Joshua thinks a good alternative to finding a new job is to get into acting. MARVEL at the thespian skills of two untrained people as they try their hands at scenes from the most famous movies of modern times: Daredevil! Spider-Man! Face/Off! The Room! Things don't go well.

Matt and Joshua talk about one of their many cool-guy passtimes - video games! They go over important things like nudity codes, talking about fucking people's moms, and the importance of ethics in journalism. Just kidding - they mostly talk about old-ass video games and how much wasting hours on these consoles have harmed their lives. Things don't go well.