The Meat Cute

This week, Matt Shipway and Joshua Harvey dive deep into their psyches and talk about those things that they love....but should probably hate about themselves. That's right, the cuties talk about their GUILTY PLEASURES.....or lack thereof. We're eagerly awaiting your hate mail at [email protected], cos this ep is a damning betrayal of your trust.  Things WON'T go well.

Sit back, relax, and tune out, because Matt and Joshua take an hour out of their lives to review the mega blockbuster hits "Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice" and "Captain America: Civil War." The cuties discuss things like not being able to find dates and caring a lot about universes that don't exist. Their lives don't go well.

This week Matt and Joshua sit down and tackle the hot-button issue of cannabis. (That's "weed" to the uninitiated) They talk to a super secret special guest expert in all things marijuana and go over their limited knowledge of exactly how to get "high." Listen in amazement as Joshua has to carry the goddamn episode while someone else gets too stoned to interact with reality. Things really didn't go well.

It's not that Matt and Joshua were out of ideas and feeling low on creativity or anything, but they chose this - the all-important 13th episode - to answer your questions. You didn't ask for this PER SE, but since some of you posited some....important....Q's, they are returning your kind words with their A's. That's right, the boys go to Facebook and Gmail in their first ever MEAT CUTE Q&A! Things don't go well.

All the things that you ever wanted to know about everything are right here in this very episode. Matt and Josh welcome back Liesl Koehler and Michelle Burton (Josh's wife) to the podcast and they discuss polyamory and the ups and downs of open relationships. Things don't go well...

Matt and Joshua go out on a limb and talk about something they know even less than all of the other subjects they've tackled - that's right: SPORTS. They discuss Matt's long history with athleticism and quiz each other on exactly how much they know about their favorite sport on any given Sunday. Things don't go well.

Joshua takes advantage of Matt being super drunk and forces Matt to do an episode about parenthood. Matt, a parent himself, has to defend the honor of all parents out there while two sheets to the wind. (That's what dads call "being drunk.") Things don't go well.

Matt and Joshua overcome all odds to talk about something near and dear to them - having a job. They discuss their varied histories with employment and share the deep, dark secrets about their unemployment. They also share their dreams about dream jobs and the likelihood of obtaining them. Things don't go well.

WITNESS ME!! Matt and Joshua play clips of their last experiences doing standup at the Silverlake Lounge in LA. They review their sets, talk about comedy, and ponder whether or not they're actually cut out for this. Things don't go well.

Matt and Joshua talk about life, love, finding themselves, and - wait, no. They just talk about doing standup comedy. Things don't go well.