Mel and Bush have donned their podcasting boiler suits, as indeed should you, before embarking on this week's discussion featuring naps, narration, and golden retrievers. Plus there's more stony suggestion in Tell Mel.

Welcome to Bush and Giedroyc's - your local department store! Ground floor: Chocolate cake, Oxo cubes, Weetabix. First floor: Weird trousers. Plus there's more curmudgeonly correction in Tell Mel.

Mel & Bush are here, 50% hung over and parallel parking this podcast in your ears. Plus there's more dour direction in Tell Mel.

Want to know the difference between a soup and stew? Well you've come to the right podcast, my friend. Plus there's more grim guidance in Tell Mel. No ewoks were harmed in the making of this episode.

It's 2018 and look who's back? It's Mel and Bush of course. And just when you thought Bush had festively redeemed himself following last year's tree debacle... Plus there's more acrimonious assistance in Tell Mel.

It's New Years Eve Eve! Mel and Bush are settling down for some kedgeree, a listen to some 70s showtunes, and some poor firework safety. Plus there's more haughty help in Tell Mel.

It's so extremely very ruddy near Christmas, and as such you can expect much yuletide chat from Mel and Bush, with marzipan, plump robins, and Bush's grinchiness in spades. Plus there's more grizzled group therapy in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush are dealing with such subjects as itching/sticking, glacé cherries, and Die Hard. Plus there's more intensive care in Tell Mel.

Christmas is drawing near and so Mel and Bush's thoughts are turning to trees, boardgames and... Colin Firth. Plus there's more loveless life coaching in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush have donned their bobble hats, eaten some fritters, and loosened their black ties. It's time for a podcast. Plus there's more OTT Q&A in Tell Mel.