Mel and Bush want to bring back retro desserts, but ONLY on a Tuesday, obviously. And more moving mayhem in Tell Mel.

Much to Mel's surprise, Bush divulges a very unusual secret crush! Plus more acute antics in Tell Mel.

Mel & Bush find a toenail in the studio. There can only be ONE culprit! Plus there's more cool chattering in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush are back with new trainers, terrifying face masks, and all the facts you ever needed about hats. Plus there's more gutsy guidance in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush chat about a snake that Bush found on the street, and it's loving reunion with the owner. Plus there's more lovely lambasting in Tell Mel.

It's Easter weekend and as per usual Bush is learning about all sorts from Mel - this week bringing a particular shocking revelation about lamb! Plus there's more mindful mumbling in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush tried to talk about lots of things this episode but ended up mostly talking about one. WHAT a thing, though. Plus there's more stony shenanigans in Tell Mel.

Mel and Bush are BACK! This week Mel's learning lines (or trying to), Bush is considering Come Dine With Me, and there's discussion of favourite trees. Plus there's more caustic care in Tell Mel.

Despite the tense undercurrent of Grease-based disagreement, Mel and Bush manage to deliver this week's show on the subjects of friends (new), airports (regional), and breakfasts (cooked). Plus there's more irascible instruction in Tell Mel.

Don your long johns, get those eggs poaching and prepare yourself for another 23 minutes and 58 seconds of podcasting from Mel & Bu$h. Plus there's more terse troubleshooting in Tell Mel.