Mel and Bush have got plenty to catch up on this week. We talk sideways clapping, card games, Donny Osmond, and Bush's "sinister shoes".

Mel and Bush are having trouble with mouth ulcers this week, so discuss a wide array of remedies. They also chat coffee substitutes, the world's first ironic wine, and new television detective drama 'Pots & Pans'.

This week Saucy Chestnut and Grizzly Bear (all will become clear, probably) discuss an elaborate method for scaring off foxes, school science experiments and the fact that you can't take an infant into a betting shop. It's all the usual meandering nonsense.

This week Mel gives Bush a lesson in how best to wind a baby and talks about being in a musical!

Mel's been learning Ju Jitsu. Bush is looking for suggestions on how to induce a baby. We ask which way round you play the flute. And Mel and Bush put the world of restaurants to rights. So a pretty standard show, all in all.

A large bout of Bank Holiday Giddyness abounds in the studio this week. We have animal noises, Percy Edwards chat, Bush gets confused about the Lake District, a blackbird in a wood burning stove and what crisp makes the best crisp sandwich?

This week Mel has been bitten by the Musical Theatre bug. We talk Racy Dance Troupes and Duran Duran videos. With Bush's baby on the way we decide to take up knitting. And we talk about what's acceptable to do at Kate Bush's house.

This week the air conditioning in the studio causes utter chaos. Mel and Bush chat nightclubbing, Bush's work outfits and we have the most middle class Ledger of Legends yet.

Mel and Bush discuss getting matching tattoos, talk spray tans and Bush's legs, and how lovely is Chesney Hawkes?

Mel teaches Bush how to end a phone call. Bush likes to buy new socks for going on aeroplanes. We join the lobster club, celeb spotting, and a lot of chat about Sheffield's favourite son.