Today's topics:

Old people at beaches

Dark versus Light food palettes

Baking to spite myself

Austin versus New York

Scam Artists

I talk about food (my favorite subject), pica, naval gaze about society (required for all podcasters), a robot arm throwing Hillary Clinton into space, and the cult classic Japanese horror movie "Haus", just before mysteriously disappearing to investigate a strange noise in my house

I ramble about last weekend's festival in bisexual + vegan Atlanta, best places to eat, how big data is basically harvesting our info like we're cattle on some texas farm except we graze on dominoes pizza instead of grass, and David Blaine's guest appearance on Hot Ones

I talk about failure and getting in my own way, psychotic self esteem, the future, mount everest, star trek, the neverending story, and my weekend on south padre island with the turtles and the douchebags

Ep 5: Zuckerburg More Like Fink-erburg (Look it Up) by Melissa Diaz

IDGAF in this one homeslice, I go hard in the taint in this ep putos and puticas. Stay on the look out for sparrows with candy

yo i want a franken-steak asap bruh in this one, itll make your mouth water bruh give it a listen

this episode is straight up like someone telling you a secret in the middle of a busy intersection broski. Don't say I didn't warn ya