Melissa covers today's Naked Brunch news: former President Trump's visit to a crytpo bar, tech companies taking over US diplomacy in China and the Middle East, Three Mile Nuclear Plant's reopening to power a Microsoft data center, Gun ownership rising among liberals, legislation being proposed to increase the level of security that the Secret Service provides for presidential candidates, and Georgia's proposal to use humans instead of tech to hand-count election ballots.

Melissa delivers today's top news with a little ranting in between.

Melissa conducts a psychological evaluation on Ryan Routh and also America itself, with enough time left over to also insult the French.

Melissa rants about the Trump second assassination attempt this year and the blasé response.

Melissa rants about recent findings about Acadia Health, a mental healthcare company with facilities across the country where patients are being held against their will so that Acadia can continue to collect on their patient insurance money.

Melissa rants about another billionaire in space making headlines, Elon Musk, ComicCon, Adderol and the recent attorney's general proposal to add a surgeon general's warning to social media apps to protect the kids.

Who sharded? Melissa talks about last night's presidential debate, and how the loser was: America.

Melissa talks about Trump and Harris preparing for tonight's presidential debate, type A personalities and how the joys of being unproductive.

Melissa talks about sticking a big mac into a microwave for 30 minutes, Nihilism, 'experts" warning the public about believing in aliens and Liz Cheney's "depraved man" comment at this year's (2024) Texas Tribune Festival.

Melissa rambles about the latest fallout from the high profile arrest of Telegram founder Pavel Durov and a highly publicized trial in Southern France.