The Melting Pat

The Melting Pat

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The Melting Pat episodes

  • Episode 607: Leave the Pennies in the Trunk

    Pat rambles on blackface, giving out not-candy, lights on "for safety," trunk-or-treat, and more before a Flyers Update from The Captain and a festive tune from MUCH BETTER.

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    27 min
  • Episode 606: Their Greed Bothers Me

    Pat plays new music from here/now, then rambles on The Power to the Players Act, the internet no longer being a library, getting a bidet, the World Series, and smashing cake at weddings, before getting a Flyers Update from The Captain.

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    48 min
  • Episode 605: Learning to Shine

    After a Flyers Update from The Captain, Pat welcomes George from Ruby to chat about name changes, the Brewers, putting songs together, learning from the greats, and more before playing their new single: On My Way.

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    40 min
  • Episode 604: Maybe We Fix the Silence Instead

    Pat plays the farewell track from A New Nowhere, then rambles on religion & burger orders by request, recalls the crazy bus lady, and more.

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    50 min
  • Episode 603: It Was Better Once

    At the request of a listener, Pat rants on how ESPN, the Food Network, social media, and more used to be better.

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    28 min
  • Episode 602: Vikings, Witches, and Bears

    Pat gets right to it to share our favorite Nicole Kidman movies.

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    21 min
  • Episode 601: I Did Not Order These Noods

    Pat answers your questions on ordering food, spicy photos, and designing malls.

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    27 min
  • Episode 600: Curving the Flats

    Pat rambles on 600 episodes, flat earthers, our best technological advancements, and more.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 599: We Are Real and We Love Games

    Pat plays new music from Career Day before sharing our favorite card, board, & tabletop games, and closing with an NFL scammer story.

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    48 min
  • Episode 598: Supported by Listeners Like You

    At the suggestions of listeners, Pat talks Dolly Parton & Tim Curry, male opinions on Taylor Swift, Dungeon Crawler Carl, new car spy tech, and optimal donut shapes.

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    36 min

About The Melting Pat

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Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!