The Melting Pat

By Pat Johnston

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

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The podcast currently has 571 episodes available.

The Melting Pat episodes:

November 27, 2025 Episode 559: A Tradition of Giving Thanks
Pat jumps right in this week to ramble about all he is thankful for this year.
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27min
November 22, 2025 Episode 558: One Final Shuffle
After new music from Honey Revenge (4:15) and a Flyers Update from The Captain (9:32), Pat shares which songs we would play at our funerals (14:06).
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47min
November 15, 2025 Episode 557: Major League Debt
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (2:00), Pat welcomes Matt, Brian, and Nick from Major League to chat all about their upcoming reunion show (6:18).
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37min
November 08, 2025 Episode 556: Back to Being Useful
Pat plays new music from Ruby Bones (3:54), then rants on being back in the office (9:30) and a problem with ChatGPT (20:01). Plus: some baseball news (29:46), a Flyers Update from The Captain (34:15), and a weird thing he overheard (36:38).
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47min
November 01, 2025 Episode 555: Impractically Rich
Pat answers a fan question about what we would buy if money was not a factor, before The Captain stops by with another Flyers Update.
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28min
October 25, 2025 Episode 554: A Halloween Substitute
Jill returns to take over the Halloween episode! She rambles on lights on "for safety," giving out not-candy, and everyone's favorite parts of Halloween. Then, The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update.
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21min
October 18, 2025 Episode 553: We Shouldn't Have to Yell
Pat answers a listener question about why everyone needs their music to be so loud before The Captain gives his first Flyers Update of the new season.
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25min
October 11, 2025 Episode 552: Small Towns, Big Questions
Pat answers a listener email about moving to a small town, then rambles on agreeing for the common good.
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33min
October 04, 2025 Episode 551: Spinning for Service
Pat plays new music from Wave Break (4:36), then rambles on too many ads (8:41), poor customer service (26:28), MLB playoffs (37:52), and more.
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47min
September 27, 2025 Episode 550: Hungry to Be Free
Pat plays music from Poppy, Amy Lee, and Courtey LaPlante (3:59), then talks free speech (9:18), continue watching buttons (21:55), toasting sandwich rolls (28:43), and pork roll (35:55).
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43min

FAQs about The Melting Pat:

How many episodes does The Melting Pat have?

The podcast currently has 571 episodes available.