The Melting Pat

By Pat Johnston

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

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The podcast currently has 572 episodes available.

The Melting Pat episodes:

December 21, 2024 Episode 510: Fighting Festive Fallacies
Happy holidays! Pat tells his favorite retail story (2:02), shares our favorite holiday traditions (14:46), recaps The Office Secret Santa episode (31:29), and tries to explain the Takanakuy Festival (57:32). Then, clearing up some Christmas misconceptions (1:15:15), sticking together in tough times (1:22:54), and more.
Plus hear holiday tunes from The Wild & Free (11:13), Hana Kahn (27:06), BRONNIE (53:51), Life in Idle (1:12:07), and MUCH BETTER (1:30:30)!
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1h 33min
December 14, 2024 Episode 509: Hope Springs Free Food
Pat rambles on free food (2:36) and The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update (8:10) before a spoiler-filled review of the Netflix holiday movie: Hot Frosty (12:48).
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48min
December 07, 2024 Episode 508: Merry Little Questions
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (3:34), Pat reviews the holiday movie: Merry Little Batman (10:09).
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48min
November 28, 2024 Episode 507: Thankipedia
New music from you’re the worst (5:00), fan mail on Wikipedia sources (9:35), holiday weekends (13:44), and more.
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30min
November 23, 2024 Episode 506: Check Your Boxes and Posts
Music from crimmins (4:32), a gross one-star product review (9:56), scalpers getting hosed (20:46), a new N64 console (24:28), Tyson vs Paul (28:29), a Flyers Update from The Captain (37:39), and fan mail on how we got here (41:38).
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1h 3min
November 16, 2024 Episode 505: Too Dumb to Fix What's Broken
Pat rambles on political ignorance (2:01), plays new music from Jason Didner (17:08), and shares the worst items our kids have broken (22:15). Plus: refusing to host Thanksgiving (30:34), a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:51), and more.
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54min
November 09, 2024 Episode 504: Reaching Out for More Patpeeves
Pat shares more uncensored election thoughts (2:36), an entitled customer story (19:08), QR code menus (28:42), a Flyers Update from The Captain (39:59), and more.
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49min
November 02, 2024 Episode 503: Two Weeks and Too Many Coins
New music from Too Close for Comfort (2:53), harvest parties (9:02), and giving two weeks notice (16:53). Plus a World Series recap (36:53), a Flyers Update from The Captain (43:38), and some uncensored thoughts on the election (46:23).
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1h 7min
October 26, 2024 Episode 502: Save Your Pennies for Pumpkins
Pat rambles on going to the pumpkin patch (2:08) before recapping Halloween episodes from Rocko’s Modern Life (14:13) and Beavis and Butthead (27:43). Then: some trick-or-treat reminders (45:00), a Flyers Update from The Captain (51:00), and a tune from MUCH BETTER (59:30)!
Find more from MUCH BETTER here!
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Stream or download The Attic Sessions here!
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1h 1min
October 19, 2024 Episode 501: You Have to Be Okay with That
Music from Oliver Keane (4:45), ignoring strangers (10:35), showing up unannounced (22:47), and big wigs working the sales floor (32:58).
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53min

FAQs about The Melting Pat:

How many episodes does The Melting Pat have?

The podcast currently has 572 episodes available.