The Melting Pat

By Pat Johnston

Pat rambles on dad life, sports, and the general public, takes your questions (and answers), and more. Plus hear new music by independent bands from around the world. Crap open a cold one!

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How many episodes does The Melting Pat have?

The podcast currently has 596 episodes available.

The Melting Pat episodes:

January 18, 2025 Episode 514: Snowing Through the Trees
Pat rambles on cats (2:26) and new plans for the Sixers (5:39) before a Flyers Update from The Captain (10:29). Then, he reviews the worst movie he’s ever seen: Snow Day (13:35).
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58min
January 11, 2025 Episode 513: Awake and Trying to Watch TV
After a Flyers Update from The Captain, Pat reaches into the mailbag to answer your questions about streaming the show, attracting sponsors, RAW on Netflix, TV pilot reviews, his second record, being kept awake, and job applications.
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40min
January 04, 2025 Episode 512: Almost Back to Work
Pat presents some of the best segments from the show in 2024: ramblings on whiny shoppers, hotel nachos, gambling on the bus, and more.
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1h 24min
December 28, 2024 Episode 511: Musical Stand-ins
An over-the-weather Pat calls an audible and summons a pinch-hitter before playing tunes from Birthday Boy (1:04), A New Nowhere (4:23), Twelve Days in June (9:28), Cherie Amour (13:22), and Last Night Saved My Life (15:27).
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23min
December 21, 2024 Episode 510: Fighting Festive Fallacies
Happy holidays! Pat tells his favorite retail story (2:02), shares our favorite holiday traditions (14:46), recaps The Office Secret Santa episode (31:29), and tries to explain the Takanakuy Festival (57:32). Then, clearing up some Christmas misconceptions (1:15:15), sticking together in tough times (1:22:54), and more.
Plus hear holiday tunes from The Wild & Free (11:13), Hana Kahn (27:06), BRONNIE (53:51), Life in Idle (1:12:07), and MUCH BETTER (1:30:30)!
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1h 33min
December 14, 2024 Episode 509: Hope Springs Free Food
Pat rambles on free food (2:36) and The Captain drops in with a Flyers Update (8:10) before a spoiler-filled review of the Netflix holiday movie: Hot Frosty (12:48).
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48min
December 07, 2024 Episode 508: Merry Little Questions
After a Flyers Update from The Captain (3:34), Pat reviews the holiday movie: Merry Little Batman (10:09).
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48min
November 28, 2024 Episode 507: Thankipedia
New music from you’re the worst (5:00), fan mail on Wikipedia sources (9:35), holiday weekends (13:44), and more.
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30min
November 23, 2024 Episode 506: Check Your Boxes and Posts
Music from crimmins (4:32), a gross one-star product review (9:56), scalpers getting hosed (20:46), a new N64 console (24:28), Tyson vs Paul (28:29), a Flyers Update from The Captain (37:39), and fan mail on how we got here (41:38).
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1h 3min
November 16, 2024 Episode 505: Too Dumb to Fix What's Broken
Pat rambles on political ignorance (2:01), plays new music from Jason Didner (17:08), and shares the worst items our kids have broken (22:15). Plus: refusing to host Thanksgiving (30:34), a Flyers Update from The Captain (42:51), and more.
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54min

FAQs about The Melting Pat:

How many episodes does The Melting Pat have?

The podcast currently has 596 episodes available.