Robert shares comedic insights as to why you should get the job you want, instead of being a slave to obligation. Like raising snotty kids.

Robert delves into relationship issues and why Kristin was the beginning of picking the right woman. Unfortunately, Robert's dick was too busy fuckin around.

Robert talks about the importance of Cougar lovin' when healing from a broken heart. The boobs may have been fake, but her butthole cleaning bidet was real proof there was a next level.

In this episode, Robert discusses his pre-adolescent career and business endeavors. The willing child laborist pawned his skills to local grease traps and a geriatric warehouse to get his hands on that high-fidelity concert sound in his tiny bedroom.

Robert shares stories about his criminal past, his poor-quality associations, and how terrible it felt to sleep in poo.

Robert discusses a turbulent childhood marred by mental illness, domestic violence, and zero birth control to keep robert from being born into the firestorm of poor choices.

Robert delves into the mystical world of our light brown-skinned neighbor. No cultural stone goes unturned as he talks about life in Arizona and how the west side of Phoenix is nasty and full of angry brown people. Oh yeah, Robert also shares his joy in hearing about his daughter getting knocked up by an illegal alien.

Stir Crazy Comedy Club.

Glendale, Arizona