When I first heard about self-driving cars I thought maybe eventually we wouldn't have anyone driving under the influence. Well, we aren't quite there yet and here's proof.

Even if your car drives itself, YOU must still be sober to be behind the wheel

Listen to what this woman from Florida did.

Thank god no one was hurt.

I'm guessing this man never owned up to anything he did wrong in his entire life. For him to sue Amazon for this is, in my opinion, the definition of a frivolous lawsuit.

Give it a listen and let me know if you agree with me or not.

There is NEVER a good reason for driving drunk. I'm sure the cops have heard every excuse under the sun. Well, maybe every excuse. 

This woman thought that she had a legitimate excuse for driving while intoxicated.

Spoiler alert, SHE DID NOT!

You would think if you used to work someplace, you would know if they had security cameras or not.

You would also think, If you are going to meet with the police because they think you started a fire, you might want to be able to explain the one eyebrow.

If not, you become our Dumbass of the Day! 

This poor guy was just pounding his meat in the privacy of his own home until the neighbor thought he was being too loud.

He called the cops but didn't wait for them to do their job before he took matters into his own hands and struck the meat beater.

Just what kind of meat are we talking about? Take a listen and find out.

Today's Dumbass of the Day is from the sunshine state where she might have been drinking moonshine. She was drinking something as you will hear after she was arrested for DUI and a bunch of other charges.

Just because you are driving a car that can do 200 m.p.h. doesn't mean you should, especially in a residential neighborhood.  

Our Dumbass of the day today is the owner of a Mustard Company that got arrested for secretly pumping pollutants into a river.

I wonder what the fish tasted like that were taken out of the river. Do you think they tasted like mustard?

We are just 3 weeks away from NASCAR returning to The Glen. Dawn Burlew joined Jim Free today to talk about getting ready for Go Bowling At The Glen, including all the new features. Plus everything they will be doing for the Mothers on Mother's Day Weekend.

She also talks about everything happening at the track this summer, including The Progressive Insurance Grand National Cross Country Series, presented by Specialized is the World’s Premier Cross Country Race on the brand new motorcycle and ATV track at Watkins Glen. 

Do you have a hot headed co-worker? Is he as bad as this guy? 

A restaurant worker in P.A. was just, and I mean just starting his shift, when he went at a coworker and that coworkers wife.

Listen to Jim tell the story. 

Jim is NOT a big fan of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Last night they announced who would be inducted this year. Jim agreed with some of this years inductees, but not all of them.

Take a listen and see if you agree.