THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF…

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #310

0:00 THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF… 🐄🐮 🌾👀😲

30:13 Bottom of the Deck

41:21 Card 1   

46:20 Card 2 

51:56 Card 3 

PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK!

This reading is for June, 2026.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #309

0:00 PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK! 😂🪄🐇🎩 June, 2026

52:16 Bottom of the Deck

53:29 Card 1 

54:02 Card 2 

54:59 Card 3 

THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED!  Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026

This Reading is for the Full Moon in Sagittarius! 

May 31, 2026

4:45AM EST

9°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #308

0:00 THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! 🫣📸💥🥶 Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026 

40:35 Bottom of the Deck 

47:26 Card 1

52:23 Card 2  

56:44 Card 3 

THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #307

0:00 THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! 😱👁️🐦‍⬛🔮

37:46 Bottom of the Deck 

43:57 Card 1  

47:15 Card 2 

54:54 Card 3  

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #306

0:00 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! 🫨😵‍💫

47:35 Bottom of the Deck

50:31 Card 1 

51:53 Card 2  

53:40 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #305

0:00 HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 🧐🔎🤯

53:24 Bottom of the Deck

54:13 Card 1 

54:54 Card 2 

57:19 Card 3 

This Reading is for Gemini Season, 2026.  This is a Collective Reading.  

Happy Gemini Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Gemini friends! 🎉♊️

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #304

0:00 THEY CAN’T FIND YOU!🤫🫥😶‍🌫️🥷 Gemini Season, 2026 

43:51 Bottom of the Deck

52:13 Card 1 

54:00 Card 2  

56:30 Card 3

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #303

0:00 THIS IS THE FASTEST ROUTE! 🤩🏎️🔥🚦

45:22 Bottom of the Deck

49:17 Card 1 

52:13 Card 2

53:12 Card 3    

This Reading is for the New Moon in Taurus! 

May 16, 2026

4:01 PM EST

25°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #302

0:00 FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 

24:26 Bottom of the Deck

32:50 Card 1 

36:40 Card 2 

46:23 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #301 

0:00 DAM! 🦫 EVEN THE DEVIL IS ON YOUR SIDE! 😂 666 👹 

34:10 Bottom of the Deck

40:44 Card 1 

42:33 Card 2  

49:34 Card 3 

50:30 Clarification 

Here is the episode I mentioned “DAM, THIS IS A POWER MOVE!” 🦫😈 #255: https://youtu.be/-k7c3OGM-QA?si=ZyDKYoUbVkugbIL3