This Reading is for May, 2026. 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #296

0:00 THEY ARE BEING FORCIBLY REMOVED! 🚨🚔👮🪽⚖️ May, 2026

47:13 Bottom of the Deck

49:30 Card 1

50:20 Card 2

55:50 Card 3 

This Reading is for the Full Moon in Scorpio. 

May 1, 2026

1:23PM EST

11°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #295

0:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A CLONE? 🥸 Full Moon In Scorpio, 2026

39:44 Bottom of the Deck

41:56 Card 1 

49:43 Card 2

55:05 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #294

0:00 THIS PERSON IS A PARASITE! 🦠😷 

28:55 Bottom of the Deck 

39:09 Card 1 

45:02 Card 2 

47:42 Card 3 

Noah Kahan Tiny Desk Concert: https://youtu.be/M34D3Ktovfw?si=cGKoI9tRzUUFReGY 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #293

0:00 THEY’RE TRYING TO SCARE YOU! 😰🫣

27:47 Bottom of the Deck

33:30 Card 1 

34:32 Card 2

42:00 Card 3 

43:57 Clarification  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #292

0:00 WAKE UP, IT’S ALL AN ILLUSION! 😴🚨🌀

49:36 Bottom of the Deck

53:57 Card 1 

54:59 Card 2 

56:23 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

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0:00 THEY TOOK A GAMBLE, AND THEY LOST IT ALL! 🤑💀🎰

27:00 Bottom of the Deck

34:13 Card 1 

42:25 Card 2  

45:41 Card 3 

46:40 Clarification 

This Reading is for Taurus Season, 2026.

Happy Taurus Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Taurus friends! 🎉♉️

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #290

0:00 THEY WOKE THE BEAST! 😱 Taurus Season, 2026

48:27 Bottom of the Deck

49:42 Card 1 

51:09 Card 2 

52:45 Card 3 

This Reading is for the New Moon in Aries. 

April 17, 2026

7:52 AM EST

27°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #289

0:00 THEY’RE TRYING TO BREAK YOU! 🤬🧿 New Moon in Aries, 2026

49:09 Bottom of the Deck

51:33 Card 1

52:16 Card 2

55:04 Card 3

56:59 Ten of Bows, The Wildwood Tarot 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #288

0:00 OUCH, THAT STINGS! 🔥

23:56 Bottom of the Deck

28:56 Card 1 

37:39 Card 2 

47:25 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #287

0:00 ACCESS GRANTED! ✅

43:06 Bottom of the Deck

44:48 Card 1

47:56 Card 2

52:33 Card 3