“CHECK THE BASEMENT__”

This reading is for Jupiter in Leo!

June 2026 - July 2027

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #323

0:00 CHECK THE BASEMENT__JUPITER IN LEO, 2026-2027 👻😳

01:21:13 “Blaming You” by Missy Gordon on ukulele (2015)

Foolish Fish LBRP Tutorial: https://youtu.be/oyao3JZ-Iv0?si=oEvT3nOFJ6HGi-Kv

Here is my album “Overgrown” (2015): https://missygordon.bandcamp.com/album/overgrown

If you want to see me play music through the years…

Here is my visual album, it’s a compilation album including 11 years of my music, it’s called Seasons (2022): https://youtu.be/b1_HitgR08Q?si=a5FSkhr2V0PEN05u 

Thanks for going on this journey with me to find my ukulele!  

Happy Jupiter in Leo, may you find YOUR “ukulele”.  

Melissa xx 

“THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…”

This reading is for July, 2026.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #322

0:00 THEIR OBSESSION WITH YOU IS SICKENING…😳⚠️🤢🤮👀 July, 2026

01:08:05 Bottom of the deck

01:09:11 Card 1 

01:10:14 Card 2 

01:10:52 Card 3 

01:15:10 “Lost In You” by Missy Gordon (original song, 2012)

“HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS!”

This reading is for Mercury Retrograde in Cancer!

June 29th, 2026 - July 23rd, 2026

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #321

0:00 HIDDEN DISPUTE FINALLY ERUPTS! 🤬🌋🔥Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, 2026

47:10 Bottom of the Deck

49:49 Card 1 

54:35 Card 2 

59:14 Card 3 

Here is the song I couldn’t find the pitch to 😅

X Ambassadors - Unsteady: https://youtu.be/V0lw3qylVfY?si=WRrQpuC7GwUCFWPg

“THEY THINK YOU’RE A MANDELA EFFECT?!”

This reading is for the Full Moon in Capricorn!

June 29, 2026

7:57 PM EST

8°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #320

0:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A MANDELA EFFECT?! 😵‍💫 Full Moon in Capricorn, 2026 

53:04 Bottom of the Deck

54:52 Card 1 

55:15 Card 2 

57:15 Card 3 

01:00:44 I play for you my song, “dehumanized” - honeyb33 (Missy Gordon)

🌹Here is my full album “dehumanized” in 2 versions if you are interested: 

1. “dehumanized” (AUDIO only, full album): https://youtu.be/gVKDegDsKgY?si=3WEWvAEGOTAX1IOv

2. dehumanized  (live, full VISUAL set): https://youtu.be/1idcemQo2Zg?si=S7DfLLsEkEMEpAA6

And you know what’s really crazy?  On my “dehumanized” album I have songs called “5 of wands” and “5 of cups”. 😱 So those songs/my album may resonate deeply with you if you resonate with today’s reading. ❤️

“WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… ”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #318

0:00 WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… 😖🤭

38:46 Bottom of the Deck

46:42 Card 1  

48:04 Card 2 

51:17 Card 3 

Here is the reading I mentioned:

FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW31EJPdH0 

This is the Noah Kahan song I mentioned with the lyrics, “STAY GONE!” It’s called “23”: https://youtu.be/lb1vTKizJkc?is=kxz5UnMhbEb7YwKJ

“NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #318

0:00 NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!! 😳😰🙀

47:38 Bottom of the Deck

52:44 Card 1 

53:17 Card 2 

54:46 Card 3 

56:13 Prayer to St. Brigid 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use.

“YOU WON!!!” 

This reading is for the Summer Solstice, 2026.  

0:00 YOU WON!!! 🫵 🎉 Summer Solstice, 2026

41:53 Bottom of the Deck

44:38 Card 1

53:58 Card 2 

57:40 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use.

“THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS!”

This reading is for Cancer Season, 2026.  

Happy Birthday, Cancer! 🎉

0:00 THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS! 😂🤑👑😈 Cancer Season, 2026 

47:06 Bottom of the Deck

50:14 Card 1 

53:11 Card 2 

55:32 Card 3 

Resources: 

DARVO 

Deny

Attack

Reverse 

Victim and 

Offender

Holding narcissists ACCOUNTABLE: the DARVO method https://youtu.be/jPGrxHEcnp8?si=4fAOJd550w6Lj-eP

“WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #315

0:00 WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER! 🦊🎭👺🔥

46:02 Bottom of the Deck

48:05 Card 1 

50:24 Card 2

51:46 Card 3

“HERE THEY COME!”

This Reading is for the New Moon in Gemini! 

June 14, 2026

10:54 PM EST

24°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #314

0:00 HERE THEY COME! ❤️😍 New Moon in Gemini, 2026

32:18 Bottom of the Deck

41:09 Card 1 

48:36 Card 2

50:39 Card 3 

56:29 Personal Readings Policy Update