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This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #303

0:00 THIS IS THE FASTEST ROUTE! 🤩🏎️🔥🚦

45:22 Bottom of the Deck

49:17 Card 1 

52:13 Card 2

53:12 Card 3    

This Reading is for the New Moon in Taurus! 

May 16, 2026

4:01 PM EST

25°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #302

0:00 FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 

24:26 Bottom of the Deck

32:50 Card 1 

36:40 Card 2 

46:23 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #301 

0:00 DAM! 🦫 EVEN THE DEVIL IS ON YOUR SIDE! 😂 666 👹 

34:10 Bottom of the Deck

40:44 Card 1 

42:33 Card 2  

49:34 Card 3 

50:30 Clarification 

Here is the episode I mentioned “DAM, THIS IS A POWER MOVE!” 🦫😈 #255: https://youtu.be/-k7c3OGM-QA?si=ZyDKYoUbVkugbIL3 

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This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  Happy 300th episode!🎉

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #300 

0:00 THIS IS URGENT!!!🚨😱 24 HRS. 👀⏰

10:33 Bottom of the Deck

13:44 Card 1

14:05 Card 2 

14:48 Card 3 

15:16 Clarification 

23:02 Sound returns 23:32

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #299

0:00 THEY THOUGHT THEY TRICKED YOU, BUT… 😈👻🎃 

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Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #298

0:00 IT’S 2 L8!👩‍💻YOU ALREADY WON!♟️😈

48:37 Bottom of the Deck

50:29 Card 1

50:50 Card 2 

52:44 Card 3 

55:59 93 👋

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #297

0:00 BEWARE! ⚠️ THIS PERSON IS A FRAUD! 👁️ 

38:31 Bottom of the Deck

45:27 Card 1  

48:39 Card 2 

50:17 Card 3 

51:35 Clarification 

Noah Kahan, The Great Divide full album: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUduvFwpTBp2aa7z4N8QNlSkezIrWPeao&si=LGU6Jzcy-uE73u1r  

This Reading is for May, 2026. 

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #296

0:00 THEY ARE BEING FORCIBLY REMOVED! 🚨🚔👮🪽⚖️ May, 2026

47:13 Bottom of the Deck

49:30 Card 1

50:20 Card 2

55:50 Card 3 

This Reading is for the Full Moon in Scorpio. 

May 1, 2026

1:23PM EST

11°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #295

0:00 THEY THINK YOU’RE A CLONE? 🥸 Full Moon In Scorpio, 2026

39:44 Bottom of the Deck

41:56 Card 1 

49:43 Card 2

55:05 Card 3 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #294

0:00 THIS PERSON IS A PARASITE! 🦠😷 

28:55 Bottom of the Deck 

39:09 Card 1 

45:02 Card 2 

47:42 Card 3 

Noah Kahan Tiny Desk Concert: https://youtu.be/M34D3Ktovfw?si=cGKoI9tRzUUFReGY