“HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #313

0:00 HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! 🤯 

42:48 Bottom of the Deck

46:47 Card 1 

51:24 Card 2 

52:28 Card 3 

“SPECIAL DELIVERY!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #312

0:00 SPECIAL DELIVERY! ✨✉️📦

30:50 Bottom of the Deck

39:23 Card 1 

45:24 Card 2 

52:13 Card 3 

56:48 “God, I Miss God” - M.S.Gordon (poem)

HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG!

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #311

0:00 HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG! 🫪

40:52 Bottom of the Deck

43:41 Card 1 

47:11 Card 2 

51:22 Card 3 

53:08 Clarification   

THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF…

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #310

0:00 THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF… 🐄🐮 🌾👀😲

30:13 Bottom of the Deck

41:21 Card 1   

46:20 Card 2 

51:56 Card 3 

PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK!

This reading is for June, 2026.

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #309

0:00 PFFT, IT’S JUST A MAGICK TRICK! 😂🪄🐇🎩 June, 2026

52:16 Bottom of the Deck

53:29 Card 1 

54:02 Card 2 

54:59 Card 3 

THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED!  Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026

This Reading is for the Full Moon in Sagittarius! 

May 31, 2026

4:45AM EST

9°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #308

0:00 THEY ARE BEING PUBLICLY HUMILIATED! 🫣📸💥🥶 Full Moon in Sagittarius, 2026 

40:35 Bottom of the Deck 

47:26 Card 1

52:23 Card 2  

56:44 Card 3 

THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! 

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #307

0:00 THEY’VE BEEN FOUND! 😱👁️🐦‍⬛🔮

37:46 Bottom of the Deck 

43:57 Card 1  

47:15 Card 2 

54:54 Card 3  

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #306

0:00 WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! 🫨😵‍💫

47:35 Bottom of the Deck

50:31 Card 1 

51:53 Card 2  

53:40 Card 3  

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #305

0:00 HOW DID YOU KNOW?! 🧐🔎🤯

53:24 Bottom of the Deck

54:13 Card 1 

54:54 Card 2 

57:19 Card 3 

This Reading is for Gemini Season, 2026.  This is a Collective Reading.  

Happy Gemini Season and Happy Birthday to all of our Gemini friends! 🎉♊️

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #304

0:00 THEY CAN’T FIND YOU!🤫🫥😶‍🌫️🥷 Gemini Season, 2026 

43:51 Bottom of the Deck

52:13 Card 1 

54:00 Card 2  

56:30 Card 3