“WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… ”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #318

0:00 WOW, HOW EMBARRASSING 4 THEM… 😖🤭

38:46 Bottom of the Deck

46:42 Card 1  

48:04 Card 2 

51:17 Card 3 

Here is the reading I mentioned:

FINALLY!!! YOUR NEW CONTRACT BEGINS! 📜✍️🤩🎉 New Moon in Taurus, 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgW31EJPdH0 

This is the Noah Kahan song I mentioned with the lyrics, “STAY GONE!” It’s called “23”: https://youtu.be/lb1vTKizJkc?is=kxz5UnMhbEb7YwKJ

“NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #318

0:00 NOW THEY’RE FREAKING THE F OUT!!! 😳😰🙀

47:38 Bottom of the Deck

52:44 Card 1 

53:17 Card 2 

54:46 Card 3 

56:13 Prayer to St. Brigid 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use.

“YOU WON!!!” 

This reading is for the Summer Solstice, 2026.  

0:00 YOU WON!!! 🫵 🎉 Summer Solstice, 2026

41:53 Bottom of the Deck

44:38 Card 1

53:58 Card 2 

57:40 Card 3 

T.W./Disclaimer: ⚠️🤡🌌  Themes of narcissistic ab*use.

“THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS!”

This reading is for Cancer Season, 2026.  

Happy Birthday, Cancer! 🎉

0:00 THEIR EVIL DEEDS JUST MADE YOU A BOSS! 😂🤑👑😈 Cancer Season, 2026 

47:06 Bottom of the Deck

50:14 Card 1 

53:11 Card 2 

55:32 Card 3 

Resources: 

DARVO 

Deny

Attack

Reverse 

Victim and 

Offender

Holding narcissists ACCOUNTABLE: the DARVO method https://youtu.be/jPGrxHEcnp8?si=4fAOJd550w6Lj-eP

“WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #315

0:00 WATCH OUT FOR THIS TRICKSTER! 🦊🎭👺🔥

46:02 Bottom of the Deck

48:05 Card 1 

50:24 Card 2

51:46 Card 3

“HERE THEY COME!”

This Reading is for the New Moon in Gemini! 

June 14, 2026

10:54 PM EST

24°

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #314

0:00 HERE THEY COME! ❤️😍 New Moon in Gemini, 2026

32:18 Bottom of the Deck

41:09 Card 1 

48:36 Card 2

50:39 Card 3 

56:29 Personal Readings Policy Update 

“HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #313

0:00 HOW DID YOU DO THAT?! 🤯 

42:48 Bottom of the Deck

46:47 Card 1 

51:24 Card 2 

52:28 Card 3 

“SPECIAL DELIVERY!”

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #312

0:00 SPECIAL DELIVERY! ✨✉️📦

30:50 Bottom of the Deck

39:23 Card 1 

45:24 Card 2 

52:13 Card 3 

56:48 “God, I Miss God” - M.S.Gordon (poem)

HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG!

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #311

0:00 HUMILIATION RITUAL GONE WRONG! 🫪

40:52 Bottom of the Deck

43:41 Card 1 

47:11 Card 2 

51:22 Card 3 

53:08 Clarification   

THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF…

This is a Collective Timeless Reading.  

Welcome back to #themetamysticshow #310

0:00 THEY ARE UTTERLY ASTONISHED THAT YOU PULLED THIS OFF… 🐄🐮 🌾👀😲

30:13 Bottom of the Deck

41:21 Card 1   

46:20 Card 2 

51:56 Card 3