The Mighty Foof

This week, Ems loses her reign as quiz master, as there’s a new kid in town 🧒🏼 Emma’s taking us on a whistle stop tour of dirty Hollywood as she hits us up with a list of top movie quotes - Foof style 🎬 And finally, we’re conspiring against conspiracy; Stephanie gets aggy with Flat Earthers as we all jump onboard the tripe train 🌎🚂 Choo choo! - We’re just for you! 🎧 👇🏼👄

Forget the handcuffs, TMF are taking you on a kinky ride to the world of far-out fetishes this week. Expect the unexpected as we unravel how different cultures get their kicks in the bedroom. Woof! 😳 If after that we haven’t scarred your ears for life, you’ll be delighted to know ‘Dear TMF...’ is back. That’s right, we’re spreading the sisterhood with our worldly advice and telling you exactly how to solve your personal and professional problems. Ish. We’re talking about yours, Deirdre. 👵🏻 *

*We strongly recommend headphones for this episode! 🎧 Thank us later 💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀ Toodles!😘👄

Hold on to your bloomers! 👙 It’s episode 16 and BBC Radio 4 presenter, comedian and historian Iszi Lawrence is joining the foofettes for Women’s History Month! We’re also doing our bit to raise awareness for Endometriosis, the gynaecological condition effecting one in ten women in the UK, but that many know nothing about, as we welcome Endo campaigner and voice for Fair Treatment of the Women of Wales, Alex Roach to Foof HQ. Finally we couldn’t let March go by without an ode to Mother’s Day; Stephanie is back with another cultured selection of the weird and wonderful ways we say ‘thank you’ to mamas across the globe 🌍 👄

TMF calling 📞 💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀ We’re getting hot and sweaty this week as we relive some of those bad-gal holiday memories from the noughties both you - and us would prefer to forget! Explosions are going off in News Who’s & Views as we do our bit for International Women’s Day and buff up on the current stigma surrounding women in STEM, with our guest - @soph.talks.science . All before moving on to a naughty lesson in biology as we go gynae in Loo Library👨‍⚕ Warning ⚠ this episode is inclusive but not limited to bad ideas for fried chicken 🍗 and over use of the word ‘orifice’. 👄

It’s the 14th February and Epsiode 14 of The Mighty Foof. What better way to mark the occasion than by dedicating it to lurrvve?
In true TMF style, we’re keeping it real by blowing your mind with outrageous ‘romantic’ facts 🙄, you lot cast the vote as to whether Valentines Day is cute or consumerist and we get to grips with the reality of romance as a single parent when #TheOnlyDickInTheRoom returns with Friend of the Foof, Jimmy, and hit Mummy blogger of Before I Found Love, Charlie. Happy Galentine’s y’all 💗Headphones in, we’re just for you .... 👄

Hold tight! It’s Episode 13 and TMF are back, spanking the millennial issues. This week we hash out why it’s never okay to ask anyone when they’re going to have a baby, enlisting the the help of star guests Emily, Jodie and Lorraine before dashing to the throne in #LooLibrary - where we’re tidying our trunks @mariekondo styley - as Ems and Stephanie ‘bring joy’ to Emma’s sacred spaces. And finally, find out what happened when we took The Mighty Foof Show LIVE, in this year's first edition of #RantsInYourPants. 💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀
Put your big girl pants on 💪🏼 and buckle up for a gusset full of bitching 👄

We’re back to kick start 2019 with Episode 12! We’ll mostly be telling you it’s about time the nation stopped focusing on the calendar, and started concentrating on bettering ourselves in the long run in the #UncensoredConsensus. Emma surprises us all in The Big Foof Quiz of 2018. And we bring outrageous advice to endlessly fascinating problems in the launch our latest feature ‘Dear TMF’. That’s right Foofettes; it’s time to tune out and plug in 👄

On the 1st day of Christmas those Mighty Foofers gave to me ... 🎶 Three Virgin Marys 🎶 Seven classic Christmas Party Rogues 🎶 and all the reality of spending five solid days with your nearest and dearest 🎶 wrapped under the perfect Instagrammable John Lewis Christmas Tree 🎶🎄 💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀ Thats right, its our Christmas special! We’re up to our naughty tricks in this Yule tide feast which is inclusive, but not limited to - stuffing sausage meat in to all the usual crevices 🍆 😉 Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 🎅🏼💗👄

Welcome to Episode 10 of The Mighty Foof! This week, you tell us whether political correctness has indeed ‘gone mad’ as we unsensor YOUR consensus on diversity, inclusion and sanity! 💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀

Meanwhile over in Loo Library, Ems and Stephanie have started the nations worst book club, and we welcome Friend of the Foof, Hatty, to share her experiences as we #massdebate cat calling culture on the streets of GB 🇬🇧

Yup, we’re putting the world to rights yet again in just thirty three juicy minutes. And its available to enjoy right now! Bon appetit 👄

This #Movember The Mighty Foof are manning up and getting balls deep in men’s health. For our second ever special, we’re on a mission to learn more about the most common cancer in men and why there is such taboo around men's mental well-being.

To get the full 411, we hit the road to talk to @MindDorset Ambassador @tobykenneally and set ourselves a personal challenge to get his team mates from @bournemouthrugbyclub to open up about their feelings over Saturday beers in @tatesbournemouth! (Getting four rugby playing strangers to talk to three girls with a mic about when they last cried, how hard can it be, right? 🤷🏼‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏼‍♀)

Back at Foof HQ, Emma talks to country singer @matspeedle about his own personal experiences with anxiety and depression, and Stephanie gets the facts from the CEO of #ProstateCancerResearchCentre.

For those amazing men in our lives ❤ #StopTheStigma