WE’RE BACK! And you can join us for Episode 8 right NOW! To ease you back in gently, everyone’s getting lyrical as we go head-to-head with the sensational The Spitfire Sisters in a hilarious game of ‘Next in Line’ (Warning: expect zero range, tuneless titivation and the intermittent necessity for ear protection where TMF are concerned...) And if that doesn’t warm your cockles, we get seasonal for November's instalment of #RantsInYourPants and Em’s is getting starry-eyed as we get zealous over the zodiac. Yup, it’s time to get reacquainted with your fortnightly best friends 👄

This week, we’re dipping our toes into these chilly autumnal afternoons 🍁 by giving our verdict on Christmas hitting the supermarket in September. We get the ‘down low’ on the latest pubic hair removal trends, as we hear all about whether YOU like to bare 👙 or bush! 🌳 Speaking of baring all, Emma gives us the much anticipated update on new #datinglife and we get the answers to what every girl on the #swipescene wants to know from special guest Dom, for our fantastic new feature #TheOnlyDickInTheRoom - We’re talking the do's 'n' don’ts of Bios, sex on first dates and false advertising. It’s JUICE. Link in Bio. Obvs 💁🏼‍♀💁🏻‍♀💁🏼‍♀👄

You hear that? That, my friends, is Episode 5 dropping. Ems & Emma hash it out over getting Botox in @superdrug (we assure you, we’re all friends here), we interview friend of the Foof, Jess, on her views on testing drugs in nightclubs (which is insightful to say the least) and Stephanie unleashes her inner chimp 🙈 An episode of sarky comments (points if you correctly count the number of times Emma says “Babes”), inner workings of drug dens and general catastrophic foofness. Welcome to your perfect antidote to the working week 👄

Episode 4 has landed! 🚀 Tee up your Thursday with us and get the latest fortnightly #FoofScoop! Do you know the difference between #polyamory & #polygamy? That clapping could be a cause of contention?! And finally, join the debate on how to cause offence & distress in your own back garden 👙 It’s a belter 😉 💗👄

Are you ready for Episode 3? Join us during your Thursday evening bath soak for filthy habits, the low down on our latest infidelity poll and find out why we have renamed one of the most popular social media platforms! As if that wasn’t enough, we bring you our first ever #LooLibrary - and can’t wait to introduce you to the Spoken Word genius that is @gary_turk . Miss it. Miss out!

It’s Fri-Yay y’all! And what better way to celebrate than with your fortnightly dose of Foof? It’s time for frog impressions, frequent use of the word ‘speculum’ and your personal invitation to have #NoFearGoSmear as you get your legs around our latest episode, the Smear Special. We couldn’t of made it without you all chipping in. Thank you.