The Mitzi Morris Show

The Mitzi Morris Show

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The Mitzi Morris Show episodes

  • MM 035: Field Trip

    We take the show on location to a place very near and dear to Mitzi's heart, sprinkled liberally with Judy Garland references.
    The Drink du Jour:
    Club Tropix
    1 shot Malibu rum
    1 shot Blue Curacao
    1/2 shot Triple sec
    1 part Pineapple juice
    1 part 7-Up
    1 dash Grenadine
    1 piece Cherry
    Fill Hurricane glass with ice, add Malibu, Blue Curacao, and a splash of Triple sec. Fill remaining room with equal parts pineapple juice and 7-Up. Add a dash of grenadine. Garnish with cherry and umbrella.
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    20 min
  • MM 034: Rack 'em Up

    What's in Mitzi's closet... and why?
    The Drink du Jour:
    All Puckered Out
    1-1/2 oz Sour Apple Pucker
    1 can Ginger Ale
    1 wedge lime
    Add ice and a shot of pucker to the highball glass. Fill with ginger ale. Squeeze a wedge of lime and toss it in the glass. Stir.
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    22 min
  • MM 033: Birthday Meat

    The episode turns into a sausage-fest as we discuss every kind of meat possible, sandwiched between a healthy dose of racism. Plus - is Mitzi on Yelp?
    The Drink du Jour:
    Big Dumb Russian
    Ice Cubes
    2 oz vodka
    3 parts Sprite
    1 splash pineapple juice
    Blue Maui
    Fill glass with ice. Add 2 shots vodka. Fill glass 3/4 full with Sprite. Add splash of pineapple juice. Add Blue Maui until you get a faint sky-blue color. Stir.
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    24 min
  • MM 032: Fruity Baked Goods

    Mitzi contemplates opening a theme park, announces details of her next theatrical adventure, and reveals her love of the lanes.
    The Drink du Jour:
    Cinnamon Stick
    1 shot Goldschlager
    1 cup Apple Juice
    Mix and drink!
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    23 min
  • MM 031: Patty's Cake

    Mitzi celebrates Mardi Gras in the studio, much to Michael's displeasure. Tassels ahoy!!
    The Drink du Jour:
    Hurricane
    1 oz Vodka
    1 oz Gin
    1 oz Light Rum
    1/2 oz 151 proof rum (optional)
    1 oz Amaretto
    1 oz Tiple sec
    Grapefruit juice
    Pineapple juice
    Grenadine
    Pour gin, rum(s), amaretto, and triple sec into a tall hurricane-style glass with ice. Add equal amounts of grapefruit juice and pineapple juice until almost full. Top with grenadine to taste.
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    23 min
  • MM 030: Fork You

    Mitzi's courtroom antics come to light, but apparently her nether regions do not - at least not anywhere near a copy machine.
    The Drink du Jour:
    Liquid Love
    1 part vodka
    1 part amaretto
    2 parts pineapple juice
    2 parts sour mix
    Fill highball glass with ice. Pour vodka and amaretto into glass in equal parts. Then add two parts sour and pineapple juice.
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    23 min
  • MM 029: 29 and Holding

    Mitzi decides she wants to get back into acting, but runs into a little snag. Luckily there are sock puppets and angry jurors to keep her occupied.
    The Drink du Jour:
    Screaming Multiple Orgasm on the Beach
    1-1/2 oz Amaretto
    1/2 oz Triple Sec
    1 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
    1 oz Malibu Rum
    1 oz Peachtree Schnapps
    2 oz Club soda
    Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liqueurs and speed shake. Top with club soda.
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    21 min
  • MM 028: Monkeying Around

    Mitzi's gaydar may be on the fritz in this episode laden with double entendres and hairy primates.
    The Drink du Jour:
    Pink Clit
    Ice Cubes
    1/2 oz Rum
    1/2 oz Vodka
    1/2 oz Gin
    1/4 oz Triple Sec
    1 splash Cranberry Juice
    1 splash Pineapple Juice
    Shake drink in a regular shaker. Garnish with a cherry. The drink should have that soft glowing quality characteristic of the Triple Sec.
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    22 min
  • MM 027: Fried Clamato

    Mitzi still hasn't recovered from the holidays, but it's nothing a little fried food can't fix.
    The Drink du Jour:
    Bloody Mariel
    1-1/2 oz Vodka
    3 oz Clamato
    1 dash lemon juice
    1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
    203 drops Tabasco sauce
    1 wedge lime
    Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve.
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    20 min
  • MM 026: Peachy Mimosa

    It's time to ring in the new year, so Mitzi throws another one of her "world-famous" parties. You'll never guess who shows up!
    The Drink du Jour:
    Fizzy Fuzzy Navel
    1-1/2 oz Peach schnapps
    2 oz Orange Juice
    Fill with Champagne
    Pour schnapps and OJ over 2 ice cubes. Fill with champagne and stir gently.
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    20 min

About The Mitzi Morris Show

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Mitzi Morris, America's Favorite Pancake Hostess (trademark pending) and her friends get together weekly to drink and (humorously) chat about this, that and the other. Mostly, the other.