The Mitzi Morris Show

A variety of topics are thrown against the wall, some chicken bones are thrown on the floor, and a green-eyed monster pays the studio a visit.

The Drink du Jour:

French Whore

2 parts Vodka

1 part Chambord Raspberry Liqueur

1 part Pineapple Juice

Shake vigorously over ice and strain into a rocks glass.

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The show that discusses the foot-burning question: Do men look better in spandex, leather, or g-strings?

The Drink du Jour:

Hot Damn

1/2 oz Whiskey

2 oz Orange Juice

1 ox Rum

1 oz Vodka

Shake all ingredients, adding less or more orange juice for your preference of taste. Serve in shot glass.

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Things get a little Greek, and along the way Mitzi shares her thoughts on some famous gays in the news, various tropical islands, and the illustrious film career of Katie Holmes.

The Drink du Jour:

Jamaican Ten-Speed

1 oz Vodka

3/4 oz Melon Liqueur

1/2 oz Half-and-Half

1/4 Malibu rum

Shake and strain over ice.

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Mitzi's status as a gay icon is called into question on this appropriately-numbered episode, along with some chit-chat about lesbians of the 1970s, celebrity feline mashups, and more!

The Drink du Jour:

Utar

1 part light rum

1 part dark rum

1 part Bacardi 151 proof rum

1 part spiced rum

1 part lemonade

Mix in glass and chug.

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It's our premiere episode, and it even has a format! Join Mitzi and Michael as they consider the merits of male strippers, scratch pads, birthday clowns, and medicated powders.

The Drink du Jour:

Squished Smurf

1/2 oz Peach Schnapps

1/4 oz Bailey's Irish Cream

1/4 oz Blue Curacao

2-3 drops Grenadine

Layer peach schnapps, then Bailey's. Slowly dribble blue Curacao over top so that it curdles around the Bailey's. Drip Grenadine in different areas of the shooter glass so that it swirls around the already 'disgusting' mixture.

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Mitzi Morris, America's Favorite Pancake Hostess (trademark pending) and her trusty sidekick Michael chat a little about whether they should do a podcast, and what it'll be about in this pilot episode. Learn more about Mitzi at www.mitzimorris.com and https://www.facebook.com/mitzimorrisfanpage.