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August 18, 2025 "CHARISMA" L. Ron Hubbard + The Real Jonestown | The Modern Apes Podcast
Daniel Bridge-Gadd & Tristan Bowling are back in this weeks ep of The Modern Apes podcast! The topic of the day is CHARISMA!! The way that the boy's interpreted that is wildly different.
Tristan goes first with one of the most charismatic men in history.....the founder of Scientology L. Ron Hubbard! It get a little freaky how he comes to power and the fact that it wasn't that long ago!
Daniel(by fan request) is doing the Jonestown mass unaliving that shocked the world. From the leader down to the kids born on the compound, this is one of the most gruesome stories about charisma used for evil in recent memory.
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1 hr 11 min
August 18, 2025 "High Society" | Hamptons Murder Mystery + Skull & Bones Society | Ft. Ted Jones
Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd are back at it again with a great episode for you about high society! They brought on the homie Ted Jones to talk about it.
Daniel goes into the murder of Ted Ammon, a real estate tycoon who was brutally murdered by the electrician who was working for the family. It gets intense so be prepared!
Tristan goes into the secret society of the Skull and Bones organization. It has had some of the most influential people in American history in it, and what they get up to is no good!
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1 hr 5 min
July 28, 2025 "Cheaters" | Tim Donaghy Fixed NBA Games & The Chicago White Sox Cheating Scandal
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What's good team! We are back with another episode of the Modern Apes Podcast. We got a HOT one for you this week, we are talking CHEATERS. Not the type of cheating your dad did to your mom, but some of the biggest sports cheating scandals of modern sports history. NBA Ref Tim Donaghy and the mob run Chicago "Black Sox."
Daniel goes all the way back to when the J's ran the Mob and used that influence to collab with White sox players to help throw an ENTIRE WORLD SERIES! Its a wild time and if you like high energy comedy based sports podcasting, you'll love this!
Tristan is taking a look at the man, the myth, the legend(lol) Tim Donaghy!
This one goes all the way to the top, he was cheating and took the NBA for $300,000 before anyone got wise to the scam. Listen to the vampire king give you an even deeper break down into the world of corruption!

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1 hr 14 min
July 18, 2025 "Battle of The Brands" | McDonalds vs. Burger King & Coca-Cola vs. Pepsi
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What's good team! Thank you again for tuning into another ep of the pod. This week the Modern Ape boyz are getting into some of the most ruthless and public BRAND WARS in American History!
Daniel kicks us off with a DEEP dive into the biggest fast food battle anyone has ever laid eyes on, McDonalds versus their mortal enemy Burger King! Learn about the hilarious (beef) between the two burger titans, and let us know if you also think the BK King mascot is creepy!
In the second half Tristan gives his unique version of the epic battle of diabetes distributors, COCA-COLA & PEPSI. He goes into the tactics used by both companies in the early 1900's to become the absolute legends they are to day. Also why weirdly enough there is a racial divide between the two brands, and why burning Michael Jacksons hand didn't sway the chocolate audience at all!!
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1 hr 7 min
July 18, 2025 "Villains" Genghis Khan & Ivan The Terrible
What's up team! This week we are talking VILLAINS! Daniel goes into the tale of Ivan the Terrible, and let me tell you it is not for the weak. While Tristan gives a sick breakdown on Genghis Khan that you won't want to miss!
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1 hr 5 min
July 18, 2025 "Summer Time" Jean Shorts & George Foreman | The Modern Apes Podcast
What's good team! Welcome back to another episode of the modern apes! This week the boys dive into SUMMER! Which they both interpreted in their own way.
Tristan kicks us off with the origin of the "Jean Short" and how it was a sign of rebellion in its time, around the hippy movement!
While Daniel goes in on an American staple of summer, the "George Foreman Grill." Which was at one point the staple of low income USA!
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1 hr 3 min
June 30, 2025 "Heroes" Steve Irwin & Pat Tillman
Tristan is FRESH off his Legion of Skanks appearance and back with Daniel, as the boys tackle some of what they call HEROES!
Daniel goes into the life and time of Pat Tillman. A football star at Arizona State University and stand out for the Arizona Cardinals, Tillman was a city and state legend. After the attacks of 01' Pat and his brother enlisted and were sent to the war. How it ended, well lets say it wasn't great.
Tristan goes with everyones favorite Australian croc wrangler Steve Irwin. He goes into his work turning the Australian Zoo into a global sensation, then how he became the face of a movement for a generation. We hope you enjoy, sorry these both end in a certain way but you cant have light without the dark.
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1 hr 16 min
June 20, 2025 "Famous Beefs" Sonic vs. Mario, Vegas Streamer Shooting | The Modern Apes Podcast
What's good team! This week the guys are talking good old fashioned BEEFS! Tristan is taking on the epic heavyweight video game battle between Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario. While Daniel weighs in on the Las Vegas shooting that happened over last weekend between Sincity Vic & MannyDaLegend. If you liked this and want to see more make sure you check out the guys on Patreon for $1.00! https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes
1 hr 3 min
June 17, 2025 "Professional Gamer" | Super Smash Bros., Madden & More!! | The Modern Apes Podcast
Professional Gamer and Comedian friend of the cast Richie Anderson Joins the boys this week to talk about his time as a competitive gamer, and what he is currently into now. Daniel goes into the storied history of the Madden football franchise. While Tristan goes into a lore so deep on an early gaming company, you will have to listen to believe it. North American Pavement Apes Assemble!!Join The Patreon if you likes this. We have a DEAL for the summer, check it out!https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes
1 hr 3 min
June 06, 2025 Was Hugo Boss that Bad, Early 00's Horrible Fashion & New Patrons
WHAT'S GOOD! This week the boyz sit down and they talking fashion. Tristan goes into the life and fashion come up of the one day fashion house starter Hugo Boss. They talk about his early years, to when he collabed with the Nazi's, all the way to what the brand is doing now. While Daniel wraps up the ep with the Top 20 worst fashion trends from the early 2000's. Take a load off on this Friday and ENJOY! If you liked this and wand more join our patreon today. https://www.patreon.com/c/TheModernApes

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1 hr 3 min