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- Episode 16: Little Slice of HellOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Little Slice of Hell by Clio Evans. They talk Bdsm, bad matchmaking, morning dates, info dumps, glamours, choking over coffee, erotic art, informed consent, never go to a second location, public sex etiquette, public genitalia, confusing magic, horrible communication, instant connections, over dramatic demons, where’s the pickle, rope play, Neon Gods, victims deserve truth, the wrong way to handle ptsd, dry cumming, dumb prisons, cartoonish fights, diy genital piercing, the mechanics of male pregnancy, how bingo works and more! Get ready wolf-babies, this one… isn’t our favorite..Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 21 min
- Episode 15: A Polar ExpeditionOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect A Polar Expedition: and Other Stimulating Research Opportunities by Kass O’Shire. They talk slow burns, steam punk, plus sized characters, excellent pet names, toilets in fantasy novels, Santa, the power of horniness, naked shifting, wasteful pants ripping, talking to yourself, petting dangerous animals, fantasy world therapists, masturbating in the woods, debating about guns, real life bear stories, adult sized baby carriers, hiking with an erection, drooling, forced marriage tropes, pre-death orgasms, nonchalant death trials, neopets, WEED, tightening breasts, men’s butts, smacking butts, Claire is a horny old woman, uneven labia, full Brazilians, pubic hair fashions, naked shame, and more! Strap in wolf-babies, we’re going on an expedition!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 51 min
- Episode 14: An Interview with Ashley BennettOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire interview fairy godmother of the podcast, Ashley Bennett! They talk friendship, gateways into monster smut, normal peens, self doubting, gym showers, the omegaverse, character growth, bad fathers, chicken arms, future books, sapphic romances, traditional publishing, kindle unlimited, GoodReads reviews, bear fucking and DOGS! Plus they play a round of Smash or Pass: Cryptid Addition. Get ready wolf babies, we LOVE Ashley!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Where to find Ashley Bennett:Instagram: @ashleybennettauthorFacebook: https://m.facebook.com/groups/ashleybennettreadergroupPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/ashleybennettauthorBooks and Merch: https://ashleybennettauthor.myshopify.com/.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 3 min
- Episode 13: Cookies for My Orc NeighborOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Cookies for My Orc Neighbor by Michele Mills. They talk orcs taking their brides in the dark of winter, robotic writing, Maine, Valentine’s Day is boring, winter sucks, petty complaints, snow storms, writing to serial killers, stalking isn’t cute, stop demonizing big boobs, social media quirkiness, leave pretty people alone, info dumping, BBQ’s in January, gross old ladies, raw dick, HEA’s with babies, that’s not how human’s talk, verbal diarrhea, what color is pepper, Claire gets aggressive, “male standards”, leave takeout alone, Amish propaganda, virginity is a scam, constant recaps, button crack vs ass crack, feminine problems, literally, girly parts, nether lips, trash holes and more! Get ready tentacle babies, the ladies hated this one!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 44 min
- Episode 12: Tentacles & TriathlonsOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Tentacles & Triathlons by Ashley Bennett. They talk perfect sexual energy, subtle messaging, funny dedications, preface, horrible fathers, the woods are scary, fucking with a child, pedo-monsters, frat boy monsters, scuttling, your sister’s vagina, milfs, furries, no touchy, take-out frequency, geniuses, a plea to HelloFresh, tentacle-daddy, great communication, 50 shades, tentacle porn, gym showers, voyeurism, the anatomy of giant chickens, how do squids poop?, wolf-mommy, double tongues, parental reactions to this podcast, switching teams, choking, it’s always the tentacles, starfish, faking orgasms, angry kissing, monster fuckers, immaculate vibes, the king of blowjobs, cock warming, soaking, two girls one cup, and Reese’s pieces! Get ready tentacle babies, we’re going back to the gym!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 58 min
- Episode 11: Mirror Monster on My WallOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire are joined by special guest Elise to read and dissect Mirror Monster on My Wall by Tam M. Nicnevin. They talk orgies, representation, grooming, creepy dolls, magical shadow dildos, cunnies and quims, snake skin boots, too many limbs, too many eyes, tusks and mandibles, birthing hips, interesting reactions to blood, duckies, corsets, spend, murderous desires, mewling, frigging, cumming so much you can’t remember your name, straight up murder, neck spirts and more! Hold onto your butts Wolf-babies, this one is a real horror story!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on TwitterFollow special guest Elise on Instagram @bxlunatics.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 31 min
- Episode 10: The Death God’s SacrificeOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Death God’s Sacrifice by Jenny Nordbak. They talk useless changes to Greek myths, stone dick and balls, orgasm magic, dartboard plotting, not very nice villains, Medusa 2.0, unwanted friends, having your whole vagina out, magic horny powder, what that tongue do, sexy accents, phonetic dialogue, dirt and seaweed, anal beads, normalizing lube, a wall of dicks, dildo storage, lazy sex, labias, Shrek, convenient magic, a romantic pile of human eyeballs, rag dolls, one bed trope, Gregor: God of Death, old lady orgies, and more! Strap in Wolf-babies, we’re going back to The Shadow Market!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 48 min
- Episode 9: Extra Virgin GargoyleOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Extra Virgin Gargoyle by Honey Phillips. They talk halloween costumes, big incel energy, incredibly stupid miscommunications, how not to run a bookstore, instantaneous boners, endless paperwork, “research”, CEO’s responsibilities, Batman’s origin story, women’s pajamas, c*mming in your pants, gargoyle lore, inappropriate workplace touching, creeping outside windows, absurd nipple behavior, charismatic men, bad housekeepers, virginity considerations, channels, wake-up blowjobs, emotionally abusive parents, Claritin, and dead dads. Get your antidotes ready Wolf-babies, the girls are spitting venom on this one!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 24 min
- Episode 8: The Sea Monster’s MateOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Sea Monster’s Mate by Delaney Rain. They talk trust fund babies, sunburns on your dick, leg cramps, squidbillies, tenacle details, netherholes, incubating alien eggs, having kids for the wrong reasons, a dick inside a dick, squidlings, baby birding, fish poop, Finding Nemo, yacht logistics, ink holes, alien fucking islands and more! Prepare yourself for this one Wolf-babies, it’s a wild ride..Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 35 min
- Episode 7: The Captive Merman’s PromiseOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Captive Merman’s Promise by Zoey Castile. They talk Claire’s merman infatuation, asshole cousins, vaginal pearls, tongue shaped vibrators, underwater cum rags, instalove done right, bisexual kings, contraceptive tea, levels of horniness, choking, spanking, shitting pearls, cheating fiancée’s, magical holes, and more! Get ready to swoon Wolf-babies, we loved this one!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 32 min
About The Monster Smash
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The Monster Smash is the podcast where two innocent and naive readers dive head first into the monster smut genre. From tails and wings to tentacles and claws, we have a lot of opinions.