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- Episode 6: Morning Glory Milking FarmOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. They talk glory hole meet cutes, millennial angst, fisting, winking slits, weeping, French face slapping, vaginal moisturizing routines, weird lattes, milking machines, useless college degrees, grade A beef, occupational hazards, going commando, their love of farm animals, and inter-species relationships. Buckle up Wolf-babies, it’s a long one!.Where you can find us:.Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter.Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode.Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 51 min
- Episode 5: The Orc from the OfficeOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Orc from the Office by Kate Prior. They talk workplace romances, secret double lives, just how horny someone has to be to effect laundry cycles, low self-control, eating whole pizzas, tax returns for the undead, dick to ball ratios, monster spas, sex in elevators, and king konging buildings. Enjoy all you wolf babies!Where you can find us:Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on TwitterEmail the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episodeSubscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 28 min
- Episode 4: The BeastOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect The Beast by Jenika Snow. They talk rivers of pre-cum, Disney porn parodies, leaking, mysterious slime, nubs, mouth bacteria, spitting and slapping, “beautiful” penises, coin shaped nipples, ball length contests, hook tongue, and sex in the woods. It’s a doozy folks!Where you can find us:Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on TwitterEmail the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episodeSubscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!**apologies for the noises on this one, Christine got a new mic stand and kept hitting it, we promise this is the only episode it happens on**1 hr 17 min
- Episode 3: Monsters and MusclesOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Monsters and Muscles by Ashley Bennett. They talk hot wolf buns, knotting, the genital habits of male models, inter-species pregnancies, cartoon wolves, red rockets, and their hatred of food in the bedroom. Enjoy all you Wolf-Mommies and Wolf-Daddies!Where you can find us:Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on TwitterEmail the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episodeSubscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 32 min
- Episode 2: The Dragon’s BrideOn this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire dissect The Dragon’s Bride by Katee Robert. This week, the ladies have a lot of important questions: how many balls does a double-dicked dragon have? Is a snake tongue girthy enough to fill a vagina? Why is it dripping and who’s cleaning those sheets?Where you can find us:Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on TwitterEmail the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episodeSubscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 20 min
- Episode 1: Ice Planet BarbariansOn the inaugural episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire dissect Ice Planet Barbarians by Ruby Dixon. They talk buckets of poop, rabbit vibrators, space parasites, mating with aliens, adorable pubic hair, the word “folds”, and much more. Shorshie and Vecna foreva!—Where you can find us:Christine is @goodreads_reviews on InstagramClaire is @clairesreviews on InstagramThe show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram or @smash_pod on Twitter—Email the show at [email protected] with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode—Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!1 hr 35 min
- Trailer
Welcome to The Monster Smash! The podcast where two innocent and naive readers dive head first into the monster smut genre. Join Christine and Claire every week as they read and dissect a new monster romance novel.
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About The Monster Smash
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The Monster Smash is the podcast where two innocent and naive readers dive head first into the monster smut genre. From tails and wings to tentacles and claws, we have a lot of opinions.