We celebrate Kelly Quinn's birthday
Goose had a great moment of kismet
Would it be a deal breaker if someone drank their own urine?
Questionable parenting decisions
Using a xylospongium along with a poop knife

Why people avoid telling others what their job is
We are half way through 2025, how's it going?
Illegal pool parties are becoming common in Columbus
Swamp crotch can get you a TSA pat down
Ozzy's greatest songs of all time

Parents are making their kids go outside and play this summer
How would you rank these super powers?
Goose had his heart broken by Thick Rick
Do it yourself weight loss drugs are not a good idea
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We have come to the conclusion that Goose is a nudist
A mom has her grandchild's DNA tested to prove it's not her son's baby
Goose is not a fan of 4th of July festivities
Never fart in a coworker's face
F my life

Chat GPT actually has amazing advice when it comes to happiness
We want to know what you will spend extra money on because it's simply worth it
Goose is having issues with his used car that he just got a month ago
New Zealand is the best place in the world to get herpes
Blitz Therapy

Hand and foot size have nothing to do with the size of a man's package.
Having a lot of nightmares will kill you early
The gathering of the Juggalos
The brain of a sports fan is different than non sports fan brains
The song timing challenge

We want to know what you did or said that gave you instant regret
A Disney wedding with a 9 year old bride
Goose is becoming his parents and he doesn't like it
Those old insult lines that still make you laugh
Blitz Rock Rundown with Tess

We want to know what the worst pain you ever felt was
A man uses farting as a strategy when playing darts
Shedeur Sanders has a need for speed
A robbery took place and 12,000 quarters were stolen
Don't blow it for everyone

Tell us what your customers complain about and we will guess your job
Over preparing to make life easier for your future self
We all take a new death test and one of us won't be around long
Attack of the taco festival sign
F my life

One fourth of America wants to take a break from having sex
Blitz therapy deals with wearing white to a wedding
Trusting people is the key to happiness
The most remote place on earth
Hacking the crosswalk signs