The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s
Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry
Do not underestimate the strip club janitor
Living with nonstop orgasms
Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery

Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
F my life

What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?
Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss
Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic
If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids
Taking mental health days off from school

On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?
Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer
You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals
Juggling will actually keep you healthy
Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested

Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted
Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected
The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day'
Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with
Gummy thoughts

How were you made fun of as a kid?
A new male birth control pill is about to change the world
A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty
The governor wants to ban prop bets
Don't blow it for everyone

A kid got busted on a ring cam doing Ding Dong Ditch with his dad
Goose has an issue with managers talking to him while he is sitting on the toilet
What's that cheap little item someone could give you to make your job better?
Kylie Kelce is enjoying a feral child summer and it's so stupid
F my life

How far did you go to impress the opposite sex?
The Hilliard Pool got shut down due to a poo
Revealing your financial situation on a dating site
New reality show features all virgin contestants
Thick Rick currently has 27 mosquito bites on his body

What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills?
Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair
Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop
The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch
Columbus is getting a UFL team

Tell us the odd way you met your significant other
What it's like talking to every fisherman
Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you
She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar
Gummy thoughts