Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival
Calling off work because you are unhappy
Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot
How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band
Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding

How have you been caught red handed doing something really wrong?
Thick and Kelly get into a huge fight over a really dumb debate
If a pay machine is broken, what do you do?
The funniest movies of all time
Your petty reason for hating a celebrity

Goose has an issue with Thick Rick's bathroom time
The hamstering trend has come back around again
Petty reasons for breaking up with someone
Letting your kids enjoy a concert without you
Cat food burgers

Goose's boys went back to school today and we call them on the air
A.I. is completely taking over job hiring and medical diagnosis
If you had a dollar everytime someone said this to you
Youtube is turning 20 and we look at the viral videos that started it all
Do you regret having kids?  That's the topic of today's Blitz Therapy

Ozempic is causing a crazy side effect in women
How did you dodge a bullet in the past?
Ridiculous new words for the Oxford dictionary
We want to know that thing that you can always sniff out
Taste Test Tuesday

Goose chased off a thief in his neighborhood
A man gets paid to crash funerals and divulge family secrets
Getting a hookup to something from the only person who could do it
A woman is suing a company that pays her to do nothing
A school teacher was drunk by noon on the second day of school

What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?
Mosquitoes are out of control this summer
We play a new game called Chain Reaction
When something is not normal about a normal place
The Ol' Dick Twist

Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?
Having friends costs an average of $250 per month
The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it
The best and worst place you ever pooped
How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z

Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy
If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes
A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew
A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail
Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD

Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts